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i am going through a very Cliche situation & i will need your VERY wise advice... (pg. 3)
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| saluyamo |
| Can we get pictures to see just how (un)able she is? |
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| a spoon |
| quote: | Originally posted by saluyamo
Can we get pictures to see just how (un)able she is? |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
her best friend. |
or her sister. but yes that's sound advice. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
her best friend. |
Ice cubes are warmer than this post. |
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| rT19 |
what u do is her once and then tell her it wasnt good and u dont like her in bed. this way u both get to increase ur sex number by 1 point. Not only you both get something out of this (sex) but if u think about it open mindedly u will benefit more than just urselves.
Think about the economy.. its times like this that kids like u and her go shoping for that special outfit to get fuked in.. or that special perfume and condom to buy.. THInk ABOUT THE ECONOMY MY FRIEND. We are IN A RECESSION! |
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| elFreak |
| rape her dog and walk her mother. |
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| Banora |
| ...Why don't you just block her on Myspace? |
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| T-Soma |
Tell her you are very spiritual and that your spiritual adviser or horror scope say that you two wont work as a couple.
Either that or just kill her.
, I hope you aren't seriously this stupid... |
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| samochod |
maybe if you buy UMV an airline ticket he can help you out of this jam |
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| we_R_DNA |
Accept the fact someone wants to be with you;
Tell them you cannot be with them because you do not believe she is the type of girl you would want to be with;
If she keeps nagging and talking to you; let her know that you don't want to take it to the next level of having a restraining order on her.
Past that do not feed this girl notions that you might be so inclined as to want to be with her.
OH AND GET A GIRLFRIEND; . . .Girlfriends are usually good at swatting away other girls flying around their hunk of . Not that you are a hunk of to a girl or anything, just an analogy. |
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| The17sss |
dammit, where is jastiC when we need him?
You could always use his advice from a previous thread on a similar topic. It's kind of backwards for your situation since she's doing the stalking, but you can pick and choose some gems from this I'm sure...lol
| quote: | Originally posted by jastiC
Dont give up .. Continue stalking her.. Wait till shes at home with her ex-bf.. then run in there stab him and tie them both up.. and make sure they're facing each other.. make him watch while you undress her slowly with her screaming and hesitating.. slice her a little on the face and lick the blood.. then rip her blouse off and start munching on her box.. make sure you laugh hysterically while you do it.. by then he should be screaming for you to stop.. stab him again.. then turn around and swing hard and break the bitches jaw.. then slide your dick in her mouth and thrust hard till she starts gagging.. using her vomit and spit as lubricant.. throat her.. by this point she will be screaming and will have tears in her eyes.. lick her tears.. lick her eyes.. then say "love me" and slide your in her and hold her head in place and stare in her eyes as you brutally her.. be sure to reassure her by saying you love her and gently touch her face.. her very hard.. if you like u can knock her a few times and use her drool as lubricant..finish inside her.. kill her ex-bf.. then kill her |
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