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| quote: | Originally posted by S Nate Faulkner
Lessee if I can remember all the things GWAR has sprayed on me over the years...
Orange Juice from OJ Simpson's eyes, and blood
Hitler's Cum and blood
Jaegermeister when they tore off the Jeagermonsta's head and blood
Slymenstra Hymen's menstral flow
Got soaked in the face by the grey alien sperm smuggler's cum cannon
blood and brain bits from same grey alien sperm smuggler when Sleazy P Martini blew its head off with a 12 guage
Father Bohab's blood and cum at the same time
got smacked in the face by Slymenstra and Oderus' aborted alien hybridized love child's placenta
hit a few times by the crapapult back in it's day
Penguin blood
The T-Rex Gor-Gor's blood
Hippie blood
Maryln Has-been's/art fag's blood
Cardinal Sin's blood, double barrel right in the face at point blank range I might add
Bile from the Biledriver
Of course Oderus' blood
Cumshot from the cuttlefish of Cthulu
Nazi Skinhead blood
Jacque Cousteau's blood
Mr. Dr. Prof. Skinhed Face's blood
Techno AND Bozo -Destructo's blood
Steve Wilko's Blood
Bill Clinton, Bob Dole, George H. W. Bush, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin, Steve McCain, and Barack Obama's blood
Turds from the inderdimensional portal potty
Scroda Moon's vomit and blood
...and that's just off the top of my head from what I can remember from so many drunken nights (12) at GWAR shows. |
That is pretty ing funny. |
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| djjoshuaallen |
| kevin nealon does pretty good stand up comedy |
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| able.h |
| best thread for 2009 so far |
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| Nexxus |
| Joe Rogan does some super damn funny stand up. :haha: |
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| Orbital32 |
| saw PUSH today. One of the girls looks like Winnie Cooper from the wonder years. I was confused about how the movie played out. 5.6/10 |
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| 72hrpartyanimal |
| my brain hurts. |
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| Nerologic |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nexxus
Joe Rogan does some super damn funny stand up. :haha: |
He is one of the best IMO.
I have seen him live a few times, some of the funniest ever. |
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| Lomeli |
| Are you the voice inside your head or the one who listens to it? |
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| Orbital32 |
| I want a new car. |
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| TSG |
| Ugh... Why am I feeling fidgety again? |
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| Brian Scott |
| Do these pants make my ass look big? |
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