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so im most likely going to jail tonight (pg. 3)
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it?
Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig sh*t, now do you?
They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
itll be quite tamed. if i want it to have gotten messy i would bring rod rico to come collect with me. |
Hah. You're a funny guy. I bet you wont ever see that scarf again. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Hah. You're a funny guy. I bet you wont ever see that scarf again. |
bro ill get it back
heres the beauty of it
I may get into a fight shes having a poker game there tonight. I want soem hipster kid to get fresh |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
bro ill get it back
heres the beauty of it
I may get into a fight shes having a poker game there tonight. I want soem hipster kid to get fresh |
lol, dance spider. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
lol, dance spider. |
look at me im like oklahoma kid,
ahh it was a i lucky shot u lil spider. dont go around limpin tryin to make me feel sorry for you, ur in whole family is a bunch a in rats |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by josh rising
HI JAKE! and it's true. |
Josh are you going to WMC? Because I'm not, and if I find out you are I'll be sad. |
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| whiskers |
| Anybody bail Vivid out yet? |
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| hundred |
| probably got jumped outside of the apartment by them and ended up losing his pants shirt & shoes too :D :D :D :nervous: |
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| Jer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
ill be back in 9-10
no bitch steals my scarf
in hipsters |
Again with the scarf
why must bitches continue to with the scarf
the scarf is a bitch magnet |
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| Vivid Boy |
nah im here. i might get it back tommorrow rofl.
all this for a scarf.....ahhh....so ed up |
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| hundred |
nah it's more than that, she's taking advantage of your kindness in order to jack your scarf cause she knows you won't do shiiiit, its not just for the scarf, but to prove you are superior
idontknowwhatimtalkingabout |
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| Fledz |
| Scarf? Vivid is obviously watching too much Gossip Girl :haha: |
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