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| Dirty |
| quote: | Originally posted by VDub
"Today, my friend and I were sitting next to each other. We were so high that we had to send text msgs to talk." |
my life. |
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| barbina |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirty
my life. |
hahah I hate when that happens |
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| Dirty |
| quote: | Originally posted by barbina
hahah I hate when that happens |
IT WAS ONE TIME...lol.
at least i didn't confuse a water bottle with a bottle of liquid nitrogen. |
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| Geoffb3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
nah... lol... it just looked your own words when you didn't use quotes :) |
lol I should have seen that one coming D'oh:toothless |
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| VDub |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirty
IT WAS ONE TIME...lol.
at least i didn't confuse a water bottle with a bottle of liquid nitrogen. |
my life... |
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| PurpleHaze |
| "Today, my friends and I go to a bar and proceed to get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a little person. FML" |
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| VERTiG0 |
www.grouphug.us
Also really old Lowbrow.com, that was the BEST site back in the day. The new format of it sucks . |
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| DigiNut |
'Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML'
Scary, because I actually said that once. It was a long time ago though. :gsmile:
Some of those are obviously made-up - you can't set your hair on fire with a cigarette. |
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| chinamon |
"Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML"
"Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML" |
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| exstasie |
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Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
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| VDub |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
'Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML'
Scary, because I actually said that once. It was a long time ago though. :gsmile:
Some of those are obviously made-up - you can't set your hair on fire with a cigarette. |
When did you and your boyfriend break up??? |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by VDub
When did you and your boyfriend break up??? |
Six years ago, and you apparently still haven't gotten over it.
P.S. Fag. |
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