Originally posted by Moral Hazard
sharks on the coast
Elephants kill more people annually than sharks.
barbina
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Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Elephants kill more people annually than sharks.
But elephants are cute.
Moral Hazard
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Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Elephants kill more people annually than sharks.
I don't fancy the idea of getting killed by a in' elephant either.
infinity HiGH
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
You've met me, do I look Lebanese?
No, Australia's just scary... sharks on the coast, crocodiles in the rivers, poisonous creatures everywhere, and wild niggers all through the middle... there like north american indians only black... what could be more terrifying then a black indian... it's like a horror film monster!
Those are all security measures to keep the convicts in line ;)
Geoffb3
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Originally posted by barbina
But elephants are cute.
Kellyboop
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
You've met me, do I look Lebanese?
No, Australia's just scary... sharks on the coast, crocodiles in the rivers, poisonous creatures everywhere, and wild niggers all through the middle... there like north american indians only black... what could be more terrifying then a black indian... it's like a horror film monster!
I'm living in the rainforest and I've yet to see a spider. I mean they're here but you just have to have common sense and keep your place clean and not leave damp clothes lying around on the ground. The crocs tend to thrive in the rivers and off the coast and the only water I'll be going in is the Great Barrier Reef which I happened to be in today and it was one of the most beautiful dives I've experienced <3 All the fishies were happy and not afraid of humans unlike everywhere else I've gone.....I even got to pet a turtle! They treat their wildlife with respect here and being an animal lover myself that makes it even more awesome here.
As for the abos.....they're a hell of a lot more interesting than the ones in Canada! You've got your twats but for the most part the ones I've met were very friendly. Maybe it's just the sunshine but I haven't met anyone here that was cold. Also people were digging out of their own empty pockets to help bushfire victims and it's been such an awesome display of love for your fellow countrymen :)
Ps Vegemite tastes like ass
Kellyboop
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Originally posted by barbina
Ah you mentioned all of the things that have kept me from going. I'm not a fan of wildlife.
I've lost too many friends to the outback these days. Logan, Kelly and soon Kimmy. Hmf. Guess these ladies really wanted to go down under.
Come home :(
Logan and Kimmy are in the outback? Ack! It's pretty there but I'll take the beaches and rain forest anyday
:tongue2
Come visiiiiittttt :) You'll love it here
Moral Hazard
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Originally posted by Kellyboop
I'm living in the rainforest and I've yet to see a spider. I mean they're here but you just have to have common sense and keep your place clean and not leave damp clothes lying around on the ground. The crocs tend to thrive in the rivers and off the coast and the only water I'll be going in is the Great Barrier Reef which I happened to be in today and it was one of the most beautiful dives I've experienced <3 All the fishies were happy and not afraid of humans unlike everywhere else I've gone.....I even got to pet a turtle! They treat their wildlife with respect here and being an animal lover myself that makes it even more awesome here.
As for the abos.....they're a hell of a lot more interesting than the ones in Canada! You've got your twats but for the most part the ones I've met were very friendly. Maybe it's just the sunshine but I haven't met anyone here that was cold. Also people were digging out of their own empty pockets to help bushfire victims and it's been such an awesome display of love for your fellow countrymen :)
Ps Vegemite tastes like ass
Just to be clear... I was joking... mostly
Djsketchbag
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Originally posted by barbina
Ah you mentioned all of the things that have kept me from going. I'm not a fan of wildlife.
Me either Urban Jungles FTW ....I rather get shot then slowly eaten.
Moral Hazard
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Originally posted by Djsketchbag
Me either Urban Jungles FTW ....I rather get shot then slowly eaten.
Something tells me Barb would rather be slowly eaten.
FunkyCrew
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Something tells me Barb would rather be slowly eaten.
