I've always liked: "To the man who has only a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
Sunsnail
bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush.
RickyM
I like this one by PG Wodehouse, regarding a fat woman:
"She looks like somebody has poured her into those clothes, and forgot to say 'when' ".
DJ_Eternal
"A Man who scratches arse should not bite his fingernails."
Renzo
Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
winston
mind your p's and q's
coroknight
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"
Al
He who builds according to every man's advice will have a crooked house.
Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Renzo
Be water, my friend.
Sandsider
A friend in need...is a pain in the ass.
phyrrus
a broken clock is right twice a day.
Space Marine
quote:
Originally posted by phyrrus
a broken clock is right twice a day.
