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Douche chills - Oscars and beyond...
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| emc^2 |
Flipping through my ty-ass basic cable, nothing to watch - lo and behold I stumble on Oscars. 5 minutes into it and I begin to experience a strange sensation that cannot be summarize more than simple "douche chills of epic proportions"
Inspired by this feeling, I examine it further and try to find out who exactly gives me these chills at the moment.
The biggest douche chills I got so far:
Brangelina duo
Mickey Rourke
Sean Penn...
ENTIRE ING AUDIENCE of that bloated cesspool of "personalities" that actually are convinced in their own self-importance. Hence the douche chills.
Who evokes this deeply personal feeling in you? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I'm elated that neither Brad nor Angelina won anything. |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Who evokes this deeply personal feeling in you? |
Why that would be you. |
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| st3nc |
| are the oscars actually happening right now? |
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| Renzo |
| quote: | Originally posted by st3nc
are the oscars actually happening right now? |
No. It's not 'til next week. |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Why that would be you. |
Aw, did you feel ignored? Sorry, I forgot about you for a second but I allow me to explain why. Please forgive this gross oversight but rest assured that feeling is more than mutual. I'd post some offensive pictures or yell some obscenities your way if I actually gave a about you but the sheer irrelevance of your mere presence among the living does not warrant such effort on my part.
Perhaps this is why I did not "get that feeling" until you reminded me of yourself - not very much unlike that turd that simply won't flush and pops back up. Hang on, let me reach for that flush handle again - this time I think I'll fix it... |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Aw, did you feel ignored? Sorry, I forgot about you for a second but I allow me to explain why. Please forgive this gross oversight but rest assured that feeling is more than mutual. I'd post some offensive pictures or yell some obscenities your way if I actually gave a about you but the sheer irrelevance of your mere presence among the living does not warrant such effort on my part.
Perhaps this is why I did not "get that feeling" until you reminded me of yourself - not very much unlike that turd that simply won't flush and pops back up. Hang on, let me reach for that flush handle again - this time I think I'll fix it... |
winston, you forgot to log out emc^2 |
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| emc^2 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
winston, you forgot to log out emc^2 |
Nope... damn, there you float again. Heh. I had some good fiber I guess. Allright, let's try it again - *flushhhhhhhhhh* |
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| Frenchie |
and the award for biggest woosh goes to...
Hey look! You! |
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| emc^2 |
I think I'm beginning to develop what is called a "fan base". Hey wanna follow me on Twitter or subscribe to my YouTube channel? No? Hm. How be one of the hoes on my bootycall list?
p.s. This "Jew on Jew" violence has got to stop. Jew feel me?:clown: |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by emc^2
Nope... damn, there you float again. Heh. I had some good fiber I guess. Allright, let's try it again - *flushhhhhhhhhh* |
Wait, are you the guy that got mad when I said Michael Bloomberg might not be that bad?
:stongue:
Damn, people hold internet grudges about the dumbest . |
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