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**** MAN, i ****ed up (pg. 2)
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
lol. i was seeing this girl on nuvaring, we decided since it was like a day or two before the end of her period just to hit that raw dog.
pretty stressful times.
get that coat hanger at the ready, push her down some stairs too. yo yep. |
:stongue: you can go raw dog style a couple days before or a couple days after the period and be in the clear... if I'm not mistaken. Either way, I've been there before many times... Stressing the out wondering if you'll be buying diapers and Gerber food in 9 months.
Don't sweat it man, you're fine. If you would have said you busted inside her at day 14 of her cycle, I'd be worried for you ;) |
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| r5a |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Peanut butter jelly time. |
your sexy as I want to draw you a bubble bath and treat you like a princess. |
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| Elec |
| I hope your boss reads this and fires you :) |
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| boris_the_bear |
| yo dawg, your friends heard you did not install an antivirus so they ed up your ed up life so you could be miserable while being miserable |
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| enydo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
You have friends. You know that, right? |
Hmmm, I wonder why... |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
they are good guys though. |
No, they aren't. Good people, especially friends, don't try to up your stuff. I'm sure they didn't plan on the virus being unleashed on your work network (so they're not just friends, but stupidly short sighted as well), but they're still intentionally ing with your stuff. It just comes down to respect.
Oh well. |
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| rT19 |
| wtf are u waiting for their sisters |
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| DJ Shibby |
| congratulations, you're a failure and your friends hate you |
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| Domesticated |
A friend of mine once passed out after taking a xanax. His "friends":
Shaved various parts of his head...fine.
Shaved off his eyebrow...annoying, but still fine.
Took photos of their dick on his face...pretty bad, but still excusable.
Lit matches and stuck them down his cock...:wtf:
Burnt his foreskin with cigarettes...:wtf: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Lit matches and stuck them down his cock...:wtf:
Burnt his foreskin with cigarettes...:wtf: |
What the ? :wtf: |
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| aquila |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Shibby
congratulations, you're a failure and your friends hate you |
duuuuuuuuude...I just noticed that chick in ur avatar has no eyes!!!:nervous: |
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