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So my female housemate has a new male friend (pg. 3)
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
Help what should I do? |
Hidden cam |
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| Fledz |
| quote: | Originally posted by ********
*serious?*...
any recommendations? |
I am always serious. Super serial.
Get one with a real screamer on it. Or more than one. |
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| fitom tiel |
| I have to ask, why didn't you make a move on her? |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Whoa nelly. |
thats what SHE said:confused: |
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| Ted Promo |
| While they're ing in the other room use charcoal to draw pentagrams all over any viable surface. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ted Promo
While they're ing in the other room use charcoal to draw pentagrams all over any viable surface. |
I get the feeling he's that way inclined regardless of anything else. |
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| Meat187 |
OK, here's what you do:
Put on a cowboy hat and get naked. Wait for them to start having sex, then knock until they open and ask: "Has anybody seen my horse?" |
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| DJ Damerchi |
ask Jastic, he has expertise on these kind of matters.
how was mehico btw? |
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| ReclusNdangrmnt |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
OK, here's what you do:
Put on a cowboy hat and get naked. Wait for them to start having sex, then knock until they open and ask: "Has anybody seen my horse?" |
This, but ask them for tracks to play at a gig you've got coming up. ;) |
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| Scottaculous |
| sell sekret sex tape for money |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ReclusNdangrmnt
This, but ask them for tracks to play at a gig you've got coming up. ;) |
Cotton Eye Joe would be the obvious answer. :haha: |
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| zag2me |
Manual ejaculation ha!
My girl house mate is really loud so I sit in the lounge singing along to her orgasm sometimes, she eventually got the point.
Its even funnier when you hear the slapping and squelching through the thin walls, then a "oops sorry wrong hole" or something similar. I always remind her of the quotes if it was a drunken night. |
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