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| Irishaddict |
| quote: | Robbers wore toques, wielded hockey sticks
Niagara police are looking for two men who roughed up and robbed a variety store clerk in Vineland on Sunday night.
But instead of guns, knifes or even a baseball bat, police said the two suspects were armed with unofficial symbols of Canada, better suited for the ice or the road: hockey sticks.
The stick-up occurred shortly after 9 p.m. at Buzby’s Variety Store on Old Orchard Avenue.
The stick-wielding men entered the store and struck the lone clerk.
He received minor injuries and the pair fled in a vehicle with an undisclosed amount of cash.
Both suspects are described as men, 19 to 25 years old. One has a heavy build with a chubby face, pockmarked skin and had a dark-coloured beard.
The second man is thinner and wore a dark winter coat.
Both were wearing toques.
Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 905-688-4111, ext. 5421. Anonymous tips can be made to Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477). |
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Sustained injuries aside, this made me laugh.. a lot. :D |
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| patpicos |
lol at the puns
| quote: | | The stick-up occurred shortly after 9 p.m. at Buzby’s Variety Store on Old Orchard Avenue. The stick-wielding men entered the store and struck the lone clerk. |
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| VDub |
Both were wearing toques....
LMAO!!! |
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| DigiNut |
Did he actually strike the clerk with the stick - or was it a body check?
I have this mental image of two guys skating into a 7-11 and sandwiching the dude, then ripping out the register drawer and flying out holding it over their heads like the Stanley Cup. I'm sure that's not what happened, but still. |
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| Abercrombie |
Yeah, they found the suspects;
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| Kellyboop |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Did he actually strike the clerk with the stick - or was it a body check?
I have this mental image of two guys skating into a 7-11 and sandwiching the dude, then ripping out the register drawer and flying out holding it over their heads like the Stanley Cup. I'm sure that's not what happened, but still. |
Haha that mental image just popped into my head and I died. |
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| TheVrk |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Did he actually strike the clerk with the stick - or was it a body check?
I have this mental image of two guys skating into a 7-11 and sandwiching the dude, then ripping out the register drawer and flying out holding it over their heads like the Stanley Cup. I'm sure that's not what happened, but still. |
HAHAHAH :haha: |
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| VDub |
As produced as that looks....
It's frickin hilarious... |
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| Abercrombie |
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