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Man caught with penis in pasta jar (pg. 2)
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
At least there was no risk of anyone getting prego.
:tongue3 |
is that because the pasta involved was fagotini? |
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| wotyzoid |
I hope he finds another place to stick his noodle.
:( |
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| wotyzoid |
This made me LOL
| quote: | | They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling". |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
At least there was no risk of anyone getting prego.
:tongue3 |
Nice. :haha:
You guys did get the fact that "pene" means penis in Italian, yes? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
he put the good thing in, so he could wear the dolmio grin. |
Hahaha, nice one! |
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | | A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier. |
wtf random |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_Blue
wtf random |
Why so? The porn and women's stockings are for arousal, the home-made sex toy is for getting himself off, while the dog is for licking his balls when he puts peanut butter on them. |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Why so? The porn and women's stockings are for arousal, the home-made sex toy is for getting himself off, while the dog is for licking his balls when he puts peanut butter on them. |
Would've been a perfect setup if he was pumping a vincent track on his car stereo... DUT DUT DUT |
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| woscar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Nice. :haha:
You guys did get the fact that "pene" means penis in Italian, yes? |
Also in spanish |
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