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The Dirtiest Joke of All-Time! (pg. 3)
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Uisgdlyast
after a few of those i'm trying to hold back throwin up while laughing... i'll have to remember those
Heres one though:
Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex?
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The 8yr old in my trunk.
i love that one |
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :stongue:
i love sick jokes,
but if your too stuck up to find them funny then keep out of this thread i nthe first place :) |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sarcoman
Heard that before... love it.
Here is another:
What is the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
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Putting her back in the wheelchair! |
sorry to post again but:
LMFAO! :) |
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| DJ Sunburn |
ohhhh we're all going to hell in here but that is funny....
why did the rooster cross the road?
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BECAUSE HIS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKEN!!!!:clown: |
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| DjChook |
G0D....
The vegtable was funny :)
others.... less... |
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| ascension |
whats red and pink, sits in a corner and gets smaller?
a baby with a potato peeler
whats brown and eats nuts?
syphilis
what do u do if u see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
throw your washing in
whats pink and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?
a baby with slashed floaties
whats pink yellow and red and floats on the top of a pool?
floaties with a slashed baby
apologies if these are old :p |
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| Trance4Eternity |
Hahahahahha, some of those jokes are foul, the with the baby and the potato peeler is great.
Those who get offended, dont read them. Nobody gives a rats ass that u think these jokes are disgusting, it just makes people want to tell all the more. Have a sense of humor.:) |
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| uwmadtrance |
More sickness.
What is the difference between a semi trailer full of bowling balls and a semi trailer full of dead babies?
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You don't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you get when you stick a pitchfork through a dead baby?
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An erection.
How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?
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Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. |
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| Uisgdlyast |
| omg.. i dont know if those last two crossed the line but i'll see how many laughs i get tonight. |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| quote: | Originally posted by uwmadtrance
More sickness.
What is the difference between a semi trailer full of bowling balls and a semi trailer full of dead babies?
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You don't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What do you get when you stick a pitchfork through a dead baby?
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An erection.
How do you make a 6 year old girl cry twice?
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Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. |
omfg.....now those are very very dirty |
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| Trance4Eternity |
Hahahahhaha, those last couple were the sickest ones I heard yet.
Great work, keep em coming.:) |
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| HyPeRSoNiC |
dang!!! this is a sick thread...... but it has some great jokes..... you just gotta get used to the fact that their sick ones......
keep em coming!!!!!!!! |
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| zoomp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sarcoman
Heard that before... love it.
Here is another:
What is the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair! |
:haha: :happy2: :stongue: :haha: :happy2: :stongue: |
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