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weird/funny excuses girls have used when turning you down? (pg. 2)
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| It seems to me you'd be vanishingly unlikely to meet anyone interesting simply by picking random women at stores and introducing yourself to them. Maybe you should try meeting them in other contexts where you'd be more likely to have something in common? |
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| chimera66 |
| hence the reason i said depending on the situation. i don't quite remember how but my cousin met her husband at the mall of all places while they were both shopping and keep in mind they met when in their mid-twenties not teenagers trolling for girls/guys. he is such a nice quiet guy no way he randomly walked up to her out the blue to start a conversation. just saying depending on the situation it could work anywhere. i'm not saying one should press the issue if there is nothing there |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by chimera66
hence the reason i said depending on the situation. i don't quite remember how but my cousin met her husband at the mall of all places while they were both shopping and keep in mind they met when in their mid-twenties not teenagers trolling for girls/guys. he is such a nice quiet guy no way he randomly walked up to her out the blue to start a conversation. just saying depending on the situation it could work anywhere. i'm not saying one should press the issue if there is nothing there |
thats what im getting at. if im looking at the same cereal as she is and we both go to grab it then ill say something. but i wont scout the fruit market for chicks and walk up randomly and try to find something witty to say. the situation has to call for conversation.
girls defences are up all the time. they have had billions of guys try to pick em up a billion times and 500 million of those dudes were prolly better looking then u. so unless your david beckham or have a cool story like u killed 5 sharks with ur bare hands, dont approach out of nowhere. the moment they see u walking over they know whats up. you got to catch them off guard and best way to catch them off guard is make it casual. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
"You're my cousin!"
Ahh... surprise family reunions... :mad: |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
thats what im getting at. if im looking at the same cereal as she is and we both go to grab it then ill say something. but i wont scout the fruit market for chicks and walk up randomly and try to find something witty to say. the situation has to call for conversation.
girls defences are up all the time. they have had billions of guys try to pick em up a billion times and 500 million of those dudes were prolly better looking then u. so unless your david beckham or have a cool story like u killed 5 sharks with ur bare hands, dont approach out of nowhere. the moment they see u walking over they know whats up. you got to catch them off guard and best way to catch them off guard is make it casual. |
Now we just have to wait for denys to post his two cents in this thread and team casanova's job will be complete once more. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
gone up to a girl.. she looked great from the back ( i was a bit drunk that night) tap her on the shoulder and begin talking before she turns around. "EHHHH baby nice..." and as she turns around i take a good look at her and find nothing appealing. I stall and look around at her to find something to complement and her see through bra strap is showing.. instantly it clicks and I say "nice bra strap" She gets this angry look on her face and throws her arms at me and proceeds to strangle me. I start to yell "heyyy!!!!!! " and the bouncer comes over and hauls her off me.
I say to him "thanks i don't know what the hell is wrong with her".
so later that night im weaving my way through the club and all of a sudden i run into her again and her 3 friends this time. Im thinking to myself ohhhhhhhh . I quickly turn around to head the other direction and my head pulls back.. She had grabbed me by the pony tail. and at this point all 3 of her friends are on me. The bouncer feels that i insigated it this time and proceeds to throw me out of the club. |
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| Frenchie |
| this story got sour after "pony tail" |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
this story got sour after "pony tail" |
:p I thought it was pretty sour from the beginning after reading it again |
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| AnotherWay83 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
only weirdos go out of there way in a supermarket to hit it up. The whole point of picking up is to make it look like ur not desperate dudetrying to hump anything aka you got to make it look like your not picking up. if the situation doesnt call for a conversation, dont spark one. you're only going to strike out that way. You need to be able to read situations which before they happen. I havent tried to pick up at a supermarket since i was a teenager lol.
if you're at a supermarket and u see some hot chick picking cereal, if u walk over and be like "ooo ur after me lucky charms!" 10 times out of 10 ur gonna strike out. u actually struck out before u even opened your mouth. leave a pretty girl alone to shop when theyre shopping. places you can talk to a pretty girl in a shopping market : In line, during a hold up, while holding a door open when they have hands ful of groceries (maybe you can offer to carry some too!)... like that will score you points...walkign up to a girl while shes squeezin melons and makin a boobie joke is gonnamake you strike out. |
yeah you're right abt reading the signs. what can i say, i suck at that though, lol. but i didn't just go up to her out of the blue, we were in line, and she was the one directly ahead of me. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
this story got sour after "pony tail" |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
A pony tail???? LOL!! He should mix in the Topsy Tail for some fine variations on male hair plumage
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| jpisani |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
you got to catch them off guard |
Sneak up with chloroform? I like the way you think. |
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| chimera66 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
thats what im getting at. if im looking at the same cereal as she is and we both go to grab it then ill say something. but i wont scout the fruit market for chicks and walk up randomly and try to find something witty to say. the situation has to call for conversation. |
ah ha, i'm with ya homie |
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