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Better than Chuck Norris?
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| Scoops |
| I thought Tim Tebow is the nxt Chuck Norris |
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| rT19 |
Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.
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| smellyblack |
| The last person to look mr t in the eyes was ray charles. |
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| Akridrot |
This is literally the only cool one out of all those ty 'facts' about anyone:
| quote: | | Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. |
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| mezzir |
^lol
though i did like this one:
Mr. T does not believe that there are 50 states, only 2, because where ever he goes becomes a State of Emergency and whenever he leaves, he leaves a State of Destruction |
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| Acton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
This is literally the only cool one out of all those ty 'facts' about anyone: |
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Not heard that one before.
And the Mr T ones are almost as old as the Chuck Norris ones, still find a few mildly humorous though. |
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| Ivand |
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their hall of stone,
Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
Twenty rings to make Mr. T look cool,
Upon them inscribed, "I pity the fool." |
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| boris_the_bear |
Mr.T = fail
Chuck Norris = win |
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| smellyblack |
| ukranians have funny shaped heads. |
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| DuBam |
| Mr. T beat a wall at tennis. A ing WALL. |
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