Originally posted by microfonejunkie
causes people to engage in sexual acts while they are asleep
I think I had some similar experience. In the morning, I couldn't recollect how it started, just the process. After that we were like :tongue2 :wtf:
p.s. how does it relate to the thread?
Brian Scott
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Originally posted by boris_the_bear
i wank with my left arm while being right-handed overall. it's because when i was a kid i thought that would help straighten out my dick (as a matter of fact, most dicks are bent a little to the left):D
since i broke up with my gf not so long ago, this thread unfortunately makes sense atm :p
Are you watching anime during the act?
boris_the_bear
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Originally posted by Brian Scott
Are you watching anime during the act?
no. much worse. during the act I enter into a gay marriage and adopt a child
Candeeman
AnotherWay83
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Originally posted by Candeeman
thats what slylee does everytime i tell her i wanna eat her ass out :)
astroboy
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Originally posted by boris_the_bear
no. much worse. during the act I enter into a gay marriage and adopt a child
:stongue: :stongue: ok that's actually funny.
ps - That last picture just really brought home how much I need to get some . To think I totally passed up a chance this weekend too. ing epic facepalm!
Brian Scott
Oldie but goodie:
owien
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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
It gets boring after a couple of months. I'm done with that and I don't think there's any incentive to return.
i am afraid you have no choice in the matter. a back log will eventuality force you to knock one out :nervous: :haha:
thecreator
Jizz in your pants indeed,yea yea yea cliche''(to the point where no one is even going to hit play.....oh well
In the first capacity, I employ this pretty much every night. I've become dependent on it since age 13. Even after sex. :(
In regards to the second one, I remember in my final year of school when we were all writing our study schedules it became the status quo to mark a little spot on your timetable which would be set aside for wacking off. :gsmile:
