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I am so bored.... (pg. 5)
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| Ania_xox |
porn star vaginas look like lunch meat
black forest ham, smoked turkey etc.
lol |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
you're right
my e-penis is massive |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
i wonder what it feels like to eat a vagina |
You mean like, cunnilingus? Or lightly seared with a side of asparagus in a brandy glaze and a 2002 Pinot Noir? |
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| Ania_xox |
:stongue:
i am talking with a CORwhore right now and he says:
"it's not that strange, it's like licking and kissing a wrinkly piece of skin that tastes weird" |
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| elFreak |
| sometimes if a girls looks like a huge turkey i like to wear in on my head like a bathing cap and pretent i am greg louganis. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Taste is really interesting, because it totally varies with a woman's diet/habits (such as smoking, drinking, douching, etc.). Vegetarians are the sweetest, as opposed to women who drink/smoke/eat a lot of fast food tasting like soggy pennies.
Really though, it's just very warm and wet all of the time. It's basically like licking an old peach so hard that you get all the way to its core, and then the peach sprouts legs and proceeds to asphyxiate you with them by sheer force for about 30 seconds. And blood isn't nearly as bad as you think.  |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
sometimes if a girls looks like a huge turkey i like to wear in on my head like a bathing cap and pretent i am greg louganis. |
Or Mr. Bean? :p |
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| elFreak |
greg does anal.;)
so no. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Even Mr. Bean was young once... |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by verndogs
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:stongue: :gsmile:
lol i totally have that texas sticker on some old cowboy hat |
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| Slylee |
damn there's a deal on spirit airlines right now for $5 each way to various destinations. i could book a flight to L.A. for $41 total, nonstop too. i can't wait for my bf to get home so i can convince him to go to LA with me on May 16th-19th.
cross your fingers for me i hope he says yes!! i miss cali so much |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| You'll probably get to the airport and they'll load you onto a dirigible. :stongue: |
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