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Octo-mom having surgery that will cause her to lose her ability to have more children (pg. 2)
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
There was an old lady
Who Lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Andrew Dice Clay |
:stongue: :stongue:
ing awesome |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
She'll just adopt.
She's like a crazy cat lady, except with infants. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
She'll just adopt.
She's like a crazy cat lady, except with infants. |
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| -FSP- |
no more babies comming out of her octo-.
someone had to say it!:D |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
She's like a crazy cat lady, except with infants. |
Hey at least we don't mooch off the government to support our cats! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Speak for yourself!
And I know you would find that unconscionable anyways, you righty overachiever! |
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| Lilith |
I find it intolerable because the welfare scrubs seem to find the time to drunkenly fumble out kids at tax expenses when anyone else with a job is usually too damn busy to do it properly with some family planning. :mad:
The idiot will inherit the earth :( |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
There's a movie you probably shouldn't see called Idiocracy. It's pretty awful, but the premise consists of a man being frozen for 500 years, only to wake up and find the world inhabited by complete morons, as all of the smart people refused to breed anywhere near as much as the stars of COPS did. Sounds like a horror, doesn't it?
I guess it was actually sort of funny. Anyways, my cats and I enjoyed it while we drank our Juicy-Juice and ate Government cheese. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Smart couples tend to have kids who are dumber than they are, and dumb ones tend to have kids who are smarter than they are. It's called regression toward the mean. The human race is not doomed, you pessimists.
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| Lilith |
I've seen it, the satire was probably too up-front and in the face for most people to enjoy as they'd see a mirror in the television...
COPS is great! :D
Sadly its on very late over here and full of horrid phone/sms sex ads, the channel showing it hasn't quite seen the irony in doing that.
edit: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Everyone Every American knows at least 1 person who was on COPS. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Everyone Every American knows at least 1 person who was on COPS. |
I don't, but I did know a guy who got on Judge Joe Brown for wrecking someone else's car while driving drunk. |
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