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| mr. poopyhead |
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
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>>>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
>>>discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
>>>fertile deltas.
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>>>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
>>>developed and open to trade especially for someone
>>>with cash.
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>>>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
>>>and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
>>>but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
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>>>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
>>>- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
>>>now necessary.
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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
>>>glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
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>>>After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
>>>where it is, but no one wants to go there.
>>>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>>>Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
>>>dick. |
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| Shudder |
| LMAO!!!!! that is so true :tongue3 |
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| Endre |
| quote: | Originally posted by mr. poopyhead
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>>>
>>>Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
>>>discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
>>>fertile deltas.
>>>
>>>Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
>>>developed and open to trade especially for someone
>>>with cash.
>>>
>>>Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
>>>and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
>>>but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
>>>
>>>Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
>>>- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
>>>now necessary.
>>>
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
>>>glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
>>>
>>>After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
>>>where it is, but no one wants to go there.
>>>THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>>>Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a
>>>dick. |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| thats is so true :D |
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| PatMcGroin |
HAHAHAHAHHAH
thats too awesome |
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| halo99 |
lmao :D
that was really good |
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| Slylee |
| hahahahaha....that was great omg:) |
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| RazerYokes |
hehehe, i'm currently at work, and can't stop laughing about the man part :D :D :D
~ RazerYokes |
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| mr. poopyhead |
i don't get it.... what happens to a man AFTER 80?
90 year old men are just as dirty as 19 year old men.... they should change that number. even at 90, guys think with their balls. this is, after all, the age of viagra, =P. |
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| BTG |
| ROTFLMAO!:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :disbelief :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| digging thru some old threads and found this. LMAO. |
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