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The Urban Dictionary Thread (pg. 4)
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
butt-furries |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
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Why does that make me think of ass hair? |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Why does that make me think of ass hair? |
I knew it.
Fag. |
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| Lunar Phase 7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
I never know what to say. I'm a total jerk but I always think "should I be saying this under my producer name?" and then I think "awww wtf I'll never be famous anyway."
Anyway, why do you keep reading my same post? What are you obsessive-compulsive or just mentally retarded? |
Gotta say mate that tune of yours in your sig is pretty decent. May even download it illegally I like it that much :P
It got much support? |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
I knew it.
Fag. |
Oh, you blew me.
MY COVER! You blew my cover!
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| david.michael |
Yeah, I blew you UNDER the covers!
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| squirrelly |
10. squirrelly
being of extreme coolness.
Marc Zeyak is very squirrelly.
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| elFreak |
made this one up to make my gf laugh when she wanted to cut off my balls.
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Pompeuse
A french Canadian woman that loses her mind when things don't work out like she wants them to. Symptoms include growling, slamming of doors and general french rambling goobledygook.
A pompeuse can also be a french expression for a felatious woman (see chikenhead in ebonics). But it does not matter as either representation of this word all lead to French Canadian women sucking. It is derived from the french word pompe, which means to pump.
Julie is such a pompeuse that Jason had to call the cops because she broke his collection of blown glass ninja turtles. |
it worked. |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Gotta say mate that tune of yours in your sig is pretty decent. May even download it illegally I like it that much :P
It got much support? |
I'm not sure if it got much support, but it made it to beatport and itunes. I guess the problem is there's no advertising behind it, so no one knows it exists.
If you're intelligent enough to illegally download it, I might as well send you a high quality mp3. I'm flattered that you like it this much. |
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| itsmekika |
| quote: | | 1. Fasterbating The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating. Jim Bob: And... David: 1 minute 30 seconds Jim Bob: Nice |
this one never gets old lmao :toothless |
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| Domesticated |
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Fly Snooking 17 up, 1 down
The act of sitting in a half full bath tub with an erection so only the head of the penis protrudes through the water. Catch a house fly and tear the wings off. Place the de-winged fly on the head of the penis, it will be unable to fly or swim away. Allow the fly to walk around stimulating the penis to orgasm.
Alan was a real sick ticket he was always getting caught fly snooking.
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