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| Clovis |
| AKA how to make decks look as stupid as possible. |
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| Adam420 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
AKA how to make dicks look as stupid as possible. |
Because anybody who has this is one |
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| Max Thomson |
| for midi yes, for flashiness no |
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| wotyzoid |
| I think some pure solid colors would look pretty sick actually. |
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| jupiterone |
OMFG LOOK AT ME IM DJ DAN. I THINK IM SO ING COOL AND GOOD LOOKING THAT I NEED TO PUT MY ING FACE AND FAT ASS ON MY MIXER. HOLY
LOOK AT ME I MADE IT ONTO THE DJ TOP 10 LIKE LAST YEAR THEN I ING FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE MY BODY FAT AND CHOLESTEROL LEVELS SPIKED THAT THE ENERGY EMITTED FROM MY DENSE FAT BREATH DISRUPTED THE STABILITY OF THE LHC CREATING A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE THAT ENGULFED MY CHANCES OF EVER REACHING THAT POSITION AGAIN. THEN I WAS LIKE, DUDE WHY NOT JUST TRY MARKETING MYSELF BY CREATING A MIXER SKIN WITH MY FACE ON IT SO I CAN GET A STIFFY WHENEVER I PLAY OUT AND JUST BE LIKE DUDE.
HOLY LOOK AT ME ITS ING EDDIE HALLIWELL, WATCH ME PUT MY NAME ON MY CDJ'S LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WHO TATTOOS HIS NAME ON HIS ARM. IM GOING TO FORGET MY NAME, IVE GOT A SEVERE CASE OF ALZHEIMERS. IM SO YOUNG THOUGH. MAN, WATCH ME TWIST THOSE KNOBS AND PUT MY CDJ IN VINYL MODE AND JUST BE LIKE, WOOOOOSH LOLOLOL PING PONG PING PONG, BEAT REPEAT. OMFG LETHAL UNDERGROUND PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH MODEL8. HOLY IM SO GOOD. ONE SEC LET ME LOOK AT THE SIDE OF MY CDJ TO SEE WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN, OH YA, ITS EDDIE HALLIWELL, ONLY I CAN DO EFFECTS THAT COOL BECAUSE IM EDDIE HALLIWELL AND I HAVE MY NAME ON THE SIDE OF MY CDJ SO YOU. AND LET ME GIVE OFF THIS REALLY COOL SMILE, LIKE HAHAHAHA THIS CDJ SKIN IS SO COOL AND FUNNY IVE NEVER BEEN SO AMUSED IN MY LIFE. THIS IS LIKE THE PINNACLE OF AWESOME COMEDY. ITS LIKE WATCHING CHRIS FARLEY AND MONTY PYTHON HAVE SEX WITH DAN AKROYD IN A CONEHEAD HAT. |
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| enydo |
| jupiter1 wins again. i <3 u |
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| StyleFlip612 |
| You can design your gear any way you want them to look. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
OMFG LOOK AT ME IM DJ DAN. I THINK IM SO ING COOL AND GOOD LOOKING THAT I NEED TO PUT MY ING FACE AND FAT ASS ON MY MIXER. HOLY
LOOK AT ME I MADE IT ONTO THE DJ TOP 10 LIKE LAST YEAR THEN I ING FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE MY BODY FAT AND CHOLESTEROL LEVELS SPIKED THAT THE ENERGY EMITTED FROM MY DENSE FAT BREATH DISRUPTED THE STABILITY OF THE LHC CREATING A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE THAT ENGULFED MY CHANCES OF EVER REACHING THAT POSITION AGAIN. THEN I WAS LIKE, DUDE WHY NOT JUST TRY MARKETING MYSELF BY CREATING A MIXER SKIN WITH MY FACE ON IT SO I CAN GET A STIFFY WHENEVER I PLAY OUT AND JUST BE LIKE DUDE.
HOLY LOOK AT ME ITS ING EDDIE HALLIWELL, WATCH ME PUT MY NAME ON MY CDJ'S LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WHO TATTOOS HIS NAME ON HIS ARM. IM GOING TO FORGET MY NAME, IVE GOT A SEVERE CASE OF ALZHEIMERS. IM SO YOUNG THOUGH. MAN, WATCH ME TWIST THOSE KNOBS AND PUT MY CDJ IN VINYL MODE AND JUST BE LIKE, WOOOOOSH LOLOLOL PING PONG PING PONG, BEAT REPEAT. OMFG LETHAL UNDERGROUND PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH MODEL8. HOLY IM SO GOOD. ONE SEC LET ME LOOK AT THE SIDE OF MY CDJ TO SEE WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN, OH YA, ITS EDDIE HALLIWELL, ONLY I CAN DO EFFECTS THAT COOL BECAUSE IM EDDIE HALLIWELL AND I HAVE MY NAME ON THE SIDE OF MY CDJ SO YOU. AND LET ME GIVE OFF THIS REALLY COOL SMILE, LIKE HAHAHAHA THIS CDJ SKIN IS SO COOL AND FUNNY IVE NEVER BEEN SO AMUSED IN MY LIFE. THIS IS LIKE THE PINNACLE OF AWESOME COMEDY. ITS LIKE WATCHING CHRIS FARLEY AND MONTY PYTHON HAVE SEX WITH DAN AKROYD IN A CONEHEAD HAT. |
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| Magnetonium |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
OMFG LOOK AT ME IM DJ DAN. I THINK IM SO ING COOL AND GOOD LOOKING THAT I NEED TO PUT MY ING FACE AND FAT ASS ON MY MIXER. HOLY
LOOK AT ME I MADE IT ONTO THE DJ TOP 10 LIKE LAST YEAR THEN I ING FELL OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE MY BODY FAT AND CHOLESTEROL LEVELS SPIKED THAT THE ENERGY EMITTED FROM MY DENSE FAT BREATH DISRUPTED THE STABILITY OF THE LHC CREATING A MASSIVE BLACK HOLE THAT ENGULFED MY CHANCES OF EVER REACHING THAT POSITION AGAIN. THEN I WAS LIKE, DUDE WHY NOT JUST TRY MARKETING MYSELF BY CREATING A MIXER SKIN WITH MY FACE ON IT SO I CAN GET A STIFFY WHENEVER I PLAY OUT AND JUST BE LIKE DUDE.
HOLY LOOK AT ME ITS ING EDDIE HALLIWELL, WATCH ME PUT MY NAME ON MY CDJ'S LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WHO TATTOOS HIS NAME ON HIS ARM. IM GOING TO FORGET MY NAME, IVE GOT A SEVERE CASE OF ALZHEIMERS. IM SO YOUNG THOUGH. MAN, WATCH ME TWIST THOSE KNOBS AND PUT MY CDJ IN VINYL MODE AND JUST BE LIKE, WOOOOOSH LOLOLOL PING PONG PING PONG, BEAT REPEAT. OMFG LETHAL UNDERGROUND PLAYING SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH MODEL8. HOLY IM SO GOOD. ONE SEC LET ME LOOK AT THE SIDE OF MY CDJ TO SEE WHAT MY NAME IS AGAIN, OH YA, ITS EDDIE HALLIWELL, ONLY I CAN DO EFFECTS THAT COOL BECAUSE IM EDDIE HALLIWELL AND I HAVE MY NAME ON THE SIDE OF MY CDJ SO YOU. AND LET ME GIVE OFF THIS REALLY COOL SMILE, LIKE HAHAHAHA THIS CDJ SKIN IS SO COOL AND FUNNY IVE NEVER BEEN SO AMUSED IN MY LIFE. THIS IS LIKE THE PINNACLE OF AWESOME COMEDY. ITS LIKE WATCHING CHRIS FARLEY AND MONTY PYTHON HAVE SEX WITH DAN AKROYD IN A CONEHEAD HAT. |
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| Magnetonium |
By the way, forgot to add - great DJ mix you posted here for us to hear, Mr. FlipBoy. |
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| TRNG |
| i'm starting to read TA just to see what hilarity jupiter will reveal next |
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