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textsfromlastnights.com (pg. 2)
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| English Rachel |
I was sent this a few weeks ago, I am crap for not posting it...
They make me howl with laughter, I have even posted a couple of my own :) |
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| Big Boss |
| This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up. |
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| Skipper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Big Boss
This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up. |
For sure.
The bryce's mom one and this one are pretty good of the recent ones:
(631): If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
ha ha. |
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| Man_Devil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Big Boss
This, much like fmylife, is great at the beginning, but some of the texts/situations sound made up. |
Yeah I immediately noticed this as soon as I saw fmylife. One of them was like 'I was having a one night stand and when I was about to blow my load the girl wrapped her legs around me and yelled out 'be my baby's daddy'... as if that would happen anywhere else but in a movie. |
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| pmoisse |
| quote: | | (403): The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention." |
:haha: |
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| Capo di tutti |
| quote: | Originally posted by pmoisse
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA oh man.....no comment lol |
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| MattVagrant |
| Hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! |
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| Skipper |
heh.
| quote: | | (703): Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.' |
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| MattVagrant |
| I desparately need that feature :p |
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| love_child |
| (703): it wasn't lemon gatorade |
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| Skipper |
| quote: | | (847): Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| it amazes me how many people do blow |
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