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| jupiterone |
| you and your promos :mad: :mad: |
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| notelfreak |
| dean martin and i are bff. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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Lol :wtf: |
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| notelfreak |
| don't laugh at her stu, bitches that drool give good head.:whip: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
don't laugh at her stu, bitches that drool give good head.:whip: |
Small hands though. Kind of freaks me out. |
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| notelfreak |
| small hands make cocks look bigger <3 |
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| the_voice |
| quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
apparently del banned me because i dropped the n bomb. I think he hates black people, revolt.
also if i wanted to be a bitch i would promote and say my new set is the best ever but i am not elfreak and i like to have sex with children and small animals named bas. |
hey rose thinks i am u :wtf: |
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| Vivid Boy |
perfect time to tell this story. so i was out at a party and it was like 17 chicks and 3 dudes. it was a in shooting gallery. I had my eye on one girl and as i got drunker i forgot i was going for and just started hitting on everything to find the easiest one. well i found her, good looking shorter girl with cannons and a porn star face. I just couldnt understand why she was wearing her winter jacket inside and had her arms inside her jacket..Was it that cold??? so we got alone and i made my move. we were kissing when she pulls away and asks "you dont mind?" and im like "dont mind what?" and she pulls out her arms from the jacket and she has a in BABY arm! a in arm from scary movie all retarded and tyrannosaurus rex like. So playing it cool my first reaction was "AHHHHHH HOLY !!!!!!!!!!!" and i jumped backwards.
she started balling her eyes out. i felt so bad. so in bad...but like wtf?!?! |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
she started balling her eyes out. i felt so bad. so in bad...but like wtf?!?! |
no anal = Fail |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
no anal = Fail |
she had a retarded arm! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Getting a handjob by some drunken hoodrat's wizened limb would have made a far better tale. |
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