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The "would it be...?" thread. (pg. 3)
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| Sunsnail |
There was a cat... oh wait im thinking of a pillar. IM NOT SURE
WOULD IT BE CATERPILLAR? |
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| Rose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
mmmmmmm cigarette
I'd love one right now
being an ex-smoker sucks :mad: :( |
*smokes a cigarette and blows the smoke in your direction*
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| Sushipunk |
Jeff the Canadian hadn't the best of days. He'd stubber his toe getting out of bed in the morning, received uni marks back that were way lower than he'd hoped for, and now he'd been stood up on a date that night.
"Bugger it, I'm just going to walk home" he thought to himself, and set off.
Although he didn't live in a great part of town, he'd rarely had any cause to worry walking alone at night, but tonight.... He swore he was being followed. "Am I just being paranoid?" he thought. "It couldn't be that same Mexican guy I saw at the restaurant, could it?"
He crossed the street, and quickened his pace, only to glance behind and see the Mexican (he was sure now, that it was him) had also crossed after him.
He picked up the pace further, but as he rounded the next corner, he ran smack into some rubbish bins that had been left out for collection, and fell. Crawling frantically, he felt the greasy hands of the Mexican grab his leg, pulling him back, then smashing his face into the concrete sidewalk. He was only barely aware of being dragged into an alley behind that seedy Mexican restaurant that always had the funny tasting meat, where he could hear more voices in Spanish.
Would it be Tachometer? |
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| Domesticated |
I'm not sure I even get that one.
Taco-meater?
Taco-meeter?
I fail at my own game. :( |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
I'm not sure I even get that one.
Taco-meater?
Taco-meeter?
I fail at my own game. :( |
He's Canadian. Taco Meat, Eh? :p |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
He's Canadian. Taco Meat, Eh? :p |
Definitely would be then. :p |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| you two are so cute when you frolic together. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Definitely would be then. :p |
It was a bit lame, admittedly :p It's kind of a tricky game, actually. |
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| Domesticated |
Now I’m getting back into the swing of this game.
There were three guys playing golf one day, John, Ralph & Lee. When they got to the most difficult hole on the course, John said: “This is a really tough one guys, it’s a par 5.”
When they had finally all reached the green, Ralph had only taken four strokes and was just a foot away from putting it in the hole. Lining the putt up carefully, he took his final stroke and put it in the hole to big cheers from John and Lee. “That’s incredible,” Lee said. “I can’t believe you made a birdie on this hole! It’s the hardest on the course!”
Would it be parliament? |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Now I’m getting back into the swing of this game.
There were three guys playing golf one day, John, Ralph & Lee. When they got to the most difficult hole on the course, John said: “This is a really tough one guys, it’s a par 5.”
When they had finally all reached the green, Ralph had only taken four strokes and was just a foot away from putting it in the hole. Lining the putt up carefully, he took his final stroke and put it in the hole to big cheers from John and Lee. “That’s incredible,” Lee said. “I can’t believe you made a birdie on this hole! It’s the hardest on the course!”
Would it be parliament? |
Lol, nice.
I'll try and think up some more. I can't beleive you guys didn't like my Sex-You-Al one :( |
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| Domesticated |
There once was a guy named Bob. He was working at the now famous Bletchley Park with Alan Turing. One day, he came up with a cipher for the toughest German code they had been trying to break for months. He was so happy that he ran straight to Turing and said: “Alan, I did it! I broke the code!” Turing was understandably excited too and took Bob’s cipher for checking. When he attempted to use it, it turned out that Bob had made an error and the cipher didn’t work. He came back to Bob and said “Good work old man, but you really need to be checking your facts before you go getting all excited.”
Would it be manufacturing? |
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| Domesticated |
Little Jimmy was standing in a puddle on the kitchen floor when his mother came in and said "What's all this water on my clean floor?" Jimmy was ashamed and said: "Sorry, I was playing with my water pistol. All this water came from it."
Would it be expert? |
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