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I love animals... but have animal activists gone too far?
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Abercrombie
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Like octopi, worms also 'deserve better'
National Post
Published: Monday, June 08, 2009

Re: Octopi Deserve Much Better, letter to the editor, June 2.

Although the plight of the octopus, as described by your letter-writer, is serious indeed, it is almost nothing in comparison to the mass slaughter of earthworms. These prosaic annelids are often looked down upon because of their demure figures and lack of attractiveness. Regrettably, after each rainfall, the earthworms crawl out upon the man-made roads and sidewalks. The unimaginable holocaust of earthworms ensues when automobiles and cruel-hearted pedestrians flatten their delicate bodies with tires or with the soles of their shoes. To make it worse, when the clouds clear, the sun shines down relentlessly, robbing the earthworms of the moisture necessary for survival.

Therefore, to save many innocent earthworm lives, we need to have Parliament ban the use of earthworms for fishing. We also need the police to close down roadways during and after each rainfall, until the last earthworm has been brought back to safety.

Only we can emancipate the earthworm and put an end to its pointless sufferings.


Pauline Kosalka, Kleinburg, Ont.




Along this letter to the editor, the editors also had a picture of a worm next to the letter for greater attention and a sign of sincerety.

When will it end?
Kellyboop
Oooh poor little a-sexual creatures what shall we do to help lessen your plight? Because everyone can see a bloody earthworm crawling across the road. They're just as obvious as deer!


This woman needs a hobby and/or take up masturbating.
Nick Cenik
Close down the roadways during and after each rainfall? Extreme!!
Jayx1
Dalton will respond by saying that a ban is not appropriate in this case and then move to ban it 6 months from now LOL
Xavier Moriarty
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Originally posted by Nick Cenik
Close down the roadways during and after each rainfall? Extreme!!


you think thats extreme?? what about that ing sun?? we should find a way to shut it off till them worms can crawl back safely back to the ground.

i am so slapping some peta activists this weekend. anybody knows if they have headquarters in toronto??
Silky Johnson
You sure this isn't from the Onion? Lol. Jesus.
Xavier Moriarty
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Originally posted by jennypie
You sure this isn't from the Onion? Lol. Jesus.


its not. its the same c unt who said "Enough with all of this preaching about the Holocaust. We get it."

she needs a good dickin' and a punch in the back of her head
Jayx1
quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
its not. its the same c unt who said "Enough with all of this preaching about the Holocaust. We get it."

she needs a good dickin' and a punch in the back of her head


So exterminating millions of people is ok but we must save the worms?

And people actually listen to this person??

WOW!
daves
it's a left-wing socialist conspiracy!

you heard it here first.
SasH21
These things are gross - I will kill them any day! Whoever wrote this proposal - is ed!

Kellyboop
quote:
Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty

she needs a good dickin' and a punch in the back of her head


LOL do me now please!
smuncky
another closer step to communism.
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