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Hey boss, I won't be in today because...
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| Blondie Girl |
I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally,
I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may
now contain false information.
The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even
gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when
I am startled.
The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
I prefer to remain an enigma.
My mother-in-law has come back as one of the undead and we
must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her
heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it.
I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined
that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I
have to arrange for helicopter transportation.
I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian.
I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates.
I refuse to travel to my job in the District until there is a commuter
tax. I insist on paying my fair share. |
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| bluE_Neon |
| excuses excuses :tongue2 |
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| BTG |
| i cant go to work, cause my aunt has yellow pubic hair. |
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| kid nyce |
or u can say i cant go to work because I DONT LIKE IT~
probably wont be able to go back but tell me it wouldnt be sweet to just say that once. |
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| davinox |
| office space....lol |
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| PhaseFour |
because my monkey ate my spleen!!!!!
:)
hey davinox, did gouryella and 7th city get banned AGAIN? wtf |
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| DJ LIQUID |
| because....im ing your daughter :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| eXeTik |
| Because I have to surf TA some more :) |
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| Tak |
Ther is a really ugly cat with no ears standing infront of my car that gets in my way whichever way I go.
THIS HAS WORKED FOR ME BEFORE AT SCHOOL *I said on the road but* |
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