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Original ad:
i saw you outside market east station. you were getting into a red ford truck. i was wearing a yellow shirt and had dirty blonde hair. our eyes met and we smiled. i hope you find me so we can meet up :)
From Mike Anderson to *********@***********.org
That was me. I don't know why you thought we had a moment. I was smiling because of how disgustingly fat you were. I was trying to hold back laughter as I got into my truck. When I got in I just ing lost it. Dirty blonde hair? Try dirty, grease-soaked hair.
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Original ad:
looking for honda civic or accord, 1996 or newer. looking to pay up to $5000 depending on condition.
From Mike Anderson to *********@***********.org
Hey,
I'm selling my wife's 2003 Honda Civic while she is out of town. We are getting a divorce and I am selling it to spite her, so I'll sell it to you for 5k. It is nice. It has like 55,000 miles.
- Mike
From Andrea ****** to Me
I am very interested. Are you legally allowed to sell it, or does your wife have the title?
- Andrea
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were a woman. What are you thinking? You can't drive! You better be e-mailing me from the laptop in your kitchen. Otherwise get back in there!
From Andrea ****** to Me
excuse me? this is the 21st century, and women can drive just as well as men! I'm a good driver! can I take a look at your car or what?
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
no. I won't sell this car to a woman. I couldn't live with myself knowing that I made the roads a dangerous place. You should be riding public transportation, or have your husband drive you around.
From Andrea ****** to Me
I cant believe this. youre a dick! why did you let your wife drive the car if you are so against women driving?
From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******
She just bought it despite my issues with women driving, which is why we will be getting a divorce. Now unless your husband wants to buy the car, go back to making sandwiches and ironing, you self-righteous ****.
From Andrea ****** to Me
YOU ARE A ING . YOU DON'T DESERVE YOUR WIFE!!!! YOU ARE A PIECE OF !!!!! |
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| that's some funny funny stuff...thanks for the entertaintment, handicap movers - priceless... |
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Kittens for my Tiger
Posted at: 2009-06-09 02:00:01
Original ad:
litter of 6 kittens up for adoption! they are all 3 weeks old and are looking for a good home. contact if interested.
From Mike Hunt to *********@***********.org
Hi,
I am interested in taking all six kittens off of your hands. How much do you want for them?
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
Mike,
Are you going to take care of all of these kittens? I want to make sure they all find a good home, and was expecting to sell them one at a time. Are you able to house all six of them?
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
To be honest, I own a pet Bengal Tiger and he is on a strict diet of cats. I usually feed him one cat every couple of days, so this litter should hold him over for a while. Don't worry though, I'll take good care of the kittens until I feed them to him.
Mike
From Shannon ******* to Me
That is horrible! You will not get a single kitten from me. I really hope you are not serious.
From Mike Hunt to Shannon *******
Shannon,
I was kidding. I seriously need all six kittens though. Disregard anything I said about a tiger.
From Shannon ******* to Me
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| this site is pure gold :stongue: |
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| haha that was funny |
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| shotcolin' |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
this site is pure gold :stongue: |
yeah, +1 |
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