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billy mays is dead (pg. 3)
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
"But wait there's more".... apparently not. |
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| koky69 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
This could have been avoided had the airline secured the overhead bin with mighty putty. |
Cause of death was heart disease. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by koky69
Cause of death was heart disease. |
HI!!! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH EMERGENCY DEFIBRILLATOR.... |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
"But wait there's more".... apparently not. |
Nice. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
HI!!! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH EMERGENCY DEFIBRILLATOR.... |
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man i hope the daily show makes a montage for him tonight |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| There was a show on TV last night talking about As Seen On TV products and they were talking to Billy Mays. He would make tens of thousands of dollars for the TV Ads he did plus a percentage of product sales.... he was probably making some serious cash. |
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| Trance Nutter |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
man i hope the daily show makes a montage for him tonight |
alternatively they could do something funny. Just for something different.
Oh wait this is the Daily Show we're talking about. Move along, nothing to see here............. |
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| jpisani |
| They say celebrity deaths come in threes...Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson...and then Billy Mays threw in the 4th for free!! |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by jpisani
They say celebrity deaths come in threes...Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson...and then Billy Mays threw in the 4th for free!! |
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| trunks1022 |
immortalized by one of our own...
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. .
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS ING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE ING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY , PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO! |
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| trancechan |
do i want to live in a world without his high-energy infomercials?
talk about life throwing you a curve ball :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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