:haha: Nothing said about Scotsmen has ever been more true.
elektrikal
i freaking love that quote, forgot about it. i'll try and throw in a couple more quotes.
Homer: When condensed to bar form, you release the awesome power of apples. (later in the episode...)
Powersauce PR guy: Wake up Homer, powersauce bars are made up of nothing but discarded apple cores and chinese newspapers.
Homer: Hmmm.. Deng Xiaoping died.
America's diet culture, homer tries to climb the murderhorn.
Marge: Women will not want to be shot in the face with a gun.
Homer: Sure they will, women will like what I tell them to like.
Advertising media culture, homer becoming an inventor having just made the makeupgun.
psymon.d
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Originally posted by elektrikal
i freaking love that quote, forgot about it. i'll try and throw in a couple more quotes.
Homer: When condensed to bar form, you release the awesome power of apples. (later in the episode...)
Powersauce PR guy: Wake up Homer, powersauce bars are made up of nothing but discarded apple cores and chinese newspapers.
Homer: Hmmm.. Deng Xiaoping died.
America's diet culture, homer tries to climb the murderhorn.
love that episode :haha:
denys envy
"...besides, weaseling out of things is important to learn. It is what separates us from the animals... except for the weasel."
Joss Weatherby
Homer, Patty and Selma are sitting on the couch watching TV (with TV dinner
trays in front of them). Bart and Lisa are on the floor.
TV host: Okay, the capital of North Dakota was named for what German ruler?
Homer: Hitler!
Marge: [coming in with food] Hitler, North Dakota?
-- watching `Grade School Challenge', ``Simpson and Delilah''
TV host: The colors of the Italian flag are red, white, and what? \\
[all four simultaneously]
\<
Bart: Blu|e! |Orange! |Red! Purple! \&
Patty: | |[bored] Green. \&
Selma: | | |[bored] Gr|een.
Homer: |Yellow!| | |Red! White! Black! Green!
\>
Contestant: [pause] Green.
Homer: I was right!
-- watching `Grade School Challenge', ``Simpson and Delilah''
- TV culture repeats itself, aka Fox obviously didnt see The Simpsons Did It episode of South Park
Joss Weatherby
btw if you know an episode an easy way to find the quotes in text is the snpp.com sites capsules, the line is probably in there if it was said in the first 10 or 11 seasons. :p
elektrikal
Marge: What happened to the guitar we got you?
Bart: I gave it up cuz it was hard and I wasn't good at it.
Homer: Good for you son. You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I just like that quote.
Announcer: And now, here's your Action Anchor[tm], Kent Brockman.
Kent: [jumping in, panting] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman! Our top
stories tonight: a tremendous explosion, in the price of
lumber, President Reagan dyes...his hair, plus Garry
Trudeau and his new musical comedy revue. But first! Let's
check the death count from the killer storm bearing down on
us like a shotgun full of snow.
Weatherman: Well, Kent, as of now the death count is zero. But it is
ready to shoot right up.
Kent: Oh my God. [shakes fist at heaven] Damn you snow!
sensationalist news reporting culture, Lisa On Ice, great episode all around
Joss Weatherby
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Originally posted by elektrikal
sensationalist news reporting culture, Lisa On Ice, great episode all around
in the same vein...
Kent Brockman reports on the situation.
Kent: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for
some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely
what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers
to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Mmm, yes I would, Kent.
-- A reasoned opinion, "Homer the Vigilante"
SYSTEM-J
Marge: We have those in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Australian: That's a funny name. I'd have called them chuzzwazzers!
adi_hanson
When i say , '' hello Mr Thompson , you say , hello'
''hello Mr Thompson''
Homer: '' I Think he's talking to you?''
-Apparent failure of american education system.
tubularbills
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Originally posted by Akridrot
AHAHAHAHAH. It sounds amazing in Spanish, like ing spanish music. :stongue:
ING AWESOME:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: 10 mins of that , in win
tubularbills
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Originally posted by david.michael
Bart, Lisa, and Milhouse are trying to escape.
Milhouse stumbles and falls.
"You guys go ahead and.....carry me!"
Later on (or earlier?), Milhouse swings on a rope across a gap.
Bart: "Throw us the rope!"
Milhouse: "There's no time!" as he throws the rope aside.
lol, lord of the flies reference in that episode. that also had "I ated the purple Berries....it tastes like buurrrrrning!"
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Originally posted by secked
I dunno about cultural relevance, but one of my favourite Simpsons moments is/
Maude: "I'm talking about s-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!"
Krusty: "Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down years ago!"
luls.
HAHAHAHA yes, this has to have been one of the best episodes ever.
Really, anything before season 11 is where the money's at for quotes and subtle references to modern society. after that it isn't so subtle, and i think that isn't as funny.
