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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Haha, when I was in the UK we'd have all the new guys down at the hardware store asking for that :stongue: |
heheh.. A dude I know in construction used to get the noobs to go to Bunnings (a huge hardware store for the foreigners) and ask for a left-handed screw driver and a long weight (read "wait"). FIrst the guy at the counter would announce it over the loudspeaker to give all the tradies in the shop a laugh, then make the guy stand around for an hour then come back and hand him a screw driver - "last left-handed one in the store!". |
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| tortoise |
| we once had a new guy "restock the whater in the bomb shelter under the floor"/ we had to go get him like an hour later when he failed to realize that there was no bomb shelter. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
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| bas |
| We've convinced all our new interns that, with the addition of the new gym, they've also put a pool up on the roof. We're waiting for the day they show up on the 5th floor ready to swim only to find a floor full of executives. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
We've convinced all our new interns that, with the addition of the new gym, they've also put a pool up on the roof. We're waiting for the day they show up on the 5th floor ready to swim only to find a floor full of executives. |
Cruel and awesome. I approve  |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
We've convinced all our new interns that, with the addition of the new gym, they've also put a pool up on the roof. |
Makes me think of Hackers. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I bet they don't do that at Bas' work at all. I bet that actually happened to him when he started there. |
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| simplcake |
when i used to work in a restaurant, we used to have this dumb blondes training all the time, so we messed with them a lot.
i remember once it was busy so waiter that was working there for a while asked a one of the trainees to get him a left handed spoon. hilarious to see, she was running around asking everyone for left handed spoon all night. |
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| b0bby_fist_pump |
| quote: | Originally posted by tortoise
so today to escape boredom we are sending one of the new guys to get an ID-10-T (idiot) form signed. has been to 5 offices so far. :) all in a days’ work. |
can u post a copy of the form? i'd like to pull it of at my office :disbelief |
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| Leon |
| haha wow that took a while:( |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
We've convinced all our new interns that, with the addition of the new gym, they've also put a pool up on the roof. We're waiting for the day they show up on the 5th floor ready to swim only to find a floor full of executives. |
At my previous job, we had someone convinced for about three years that there was a basement in our store. The amount of times he would walk around looking for it or leave things with our manager after we told him, "Oh, go put that in the basement," and he couldn't find it are too many to count. |
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