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WOW! Someone is about to murder a dog in my neighborhood. (pg. 2)
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
kidnap the dog a la Seinfeld |
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| inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
kidnap the dog a la Dexter |
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| boris_the_bear |
| my dog barks for several hours straight each day I'm at work and the neighbors are always complaining.. but there's nothing I can do about it:( |
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| Ridexer |
Lol this teminds me of one trick we used to pull of as kids with few mates...
Ok, so there was this flats that one of my "friend" (annoying fag who just wanted to hang with us.) lived, and under him lived some ing huge dog... So once in a while we got pack of sausages, sliced them in half and dropped them to the mailbox so that the sausage was stuck between the two doors and the dog would furiously bark trying to get the sausage, failing untill the owner got back home. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol, my dad used to take the slingshot to our neighbour's dog. ing goddamn thing would bark all ing night. |
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| yukii |
boris - can't you put your dog inside? or perhaps a muzzle?
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, my dad used to take the slingshot to our neighbor's dog. ing goddamn thing would bark all ing night. |
lol! my dad has this professional slingshot he used to use on a dog that wouldn't stfu when we lived in ty small apartments.
HOWEVER, i have a retarded dog next door that barks and i SWEAR i think he can HEAR me when i move from side to side in bed, {my bed is extremely loud, it's ridiculous} SO, when i move from left to right, he starts to bark for 5 min. :mad: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by yukii
lol! my dad has this professional slingshot he used to use on a dog that wouldn't stfu when we lived in ty small apartments.
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Hahaha, yeah same. I remember when my sister and I found out he had been hiding (and using) the thing...I thought he was so badass, lol. |
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| Pokit |
| The houses on both sides of me AND behind me all have dogs that bark day and night :mad: :mad: I think it's time I buy a BB gun. Or maybe put a shock collar advertisement in their mailboxes |
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| jupiterone |
| there used to be a dog that came over to my dog. i went outside and delivered a punch to the throat like ygrene, never came back |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
there used to be a dog that came over to my dog. i went outside and delivered a punch to the throat like ygrene, never came back |
EFFECTIVE TECHNIQUE IS EFFECTIVE. |
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| Blue Ballz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Akridrot
One of my head neighbors got a brand new dog that barks every single night for at least 30 minutes! Not even a puppy, but an adult dog with a deep, booming voice. Every single night, without fail, as soon as it gets dark... the ing dog WON'T STOP BARKING. Why do they leave him outside? Why don't they put a ing muzzle on him?
I DON'T KNOW.
But you can hear people screaming from their windows "SHUT THE UP I'M TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP!" and other various expressions of annoyance.
This has gone on for nearly a week.
Needless to say, this dog is about to die. They'd better call ASPCA (sp) to arrest that ing mutt before someone busts a cap in his ass. |
invite your korean friends over for some bosintang.;) |
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