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I think I have a severe substance abuse problem...
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| david.michael |
I cannot go a day, or barely even 30 minutes, without...
...applying chapstick.
I have a bad lip-biting habit, so I use chapstick to keep my lips from feeling like they are on fire... as well as to (theoretically) help prevent myself from biting them, though sometimes I do anyways. (Sometimes I'll use Carmex because it tastes so nasty that it helps me to not bite them).
I'm literally dependent on chapstick. I look like a friggin' crack fiend getting his fix if I've been without it all day and finally get a hold of some. Ironically, my girlfriend is the same way (we were both that way before we met).
Anyone else find themselves drowning in a sea of dispair, losing themselves to this terrible addiction? :nervous: >>twitch<< |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Dude, chapstick is nothing next to cough syrup and Benadryl. Quit your whining until you get a real hardcore addiction.
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Dude, chapstick is nothing next to cough syrup and Benadryl. Quit your whining until you get a real hardcore addiction.
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Maybe sippin' on that 'tuss will benefit my lips.
:: downs a bottle of cough syrup while listening to rap music from Texas played at half tempo :: |
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| Slylee |
have you ever sucked dick for chapstick!?
/obligatory post |
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| msz |
| you sick david michael |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
have you ever sucked dick for chapstick!?
/obligatory post |
I actually came up with the idea of filming a fake/parody version of "Intervention" to put on YouTube... in case I'm really bored one day.
"I started doing chap when I was about 13 years old", "I'm up to two sticks a week", etc.
I was going to have someone film me DJing, and rubbing chapstick on the decks and acting like I was snorting it up. :) |
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| Slylee |
lol you don't even know the idea i have for a youtube video that is specifically for TA.
i just have to get my boyfriend to go along because he has to be in it too.
i should do it. it's gonna be so ing funny. |
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| david.michael |
| I'm hoping for a tubularbills cameo. |
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| kadomony |
| haha "doing chap" |
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