|
Husband 1.0
|
View this Thread in Original format
| Dj_Andrew_K |
Dear Tech Support:
Last month I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I have noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Reply...
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should the automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create Snoring loudly.Wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck
Sherri Miles
Instructional Technology |
|
|
| GrimReaper |
| I have a similar version of this, only called Wife 1.0. Very funny and educational :D :D :D |
|
|
| Dj_Andrew_K |
| could you post it please? |
|
|
| thewarpbrothers |
| yeah like to see the wife version |
|
|
| Munken |
| Don't want to steal a joke... so look here |
|
|
| BTG |
Lol, those are both funny.
w00t. ;D |
|
|
| GrimReaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Munken
Don't want to steal a joke... so look here |
Yes, my joke is exactly the same as in the other thread with some national differencies because my version is in Finnish. If i will post it here, i need to translate it first and i'm too lazy for that. I got that joke few years ago from my colleague at work.. |
|
|
|
|
