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How do you think you'll die? (pg. 5)
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| SuspicionVandit |
Our actions continue to spiral out of control as the two of us, Bonnie and Clyde, Thelma and Louise, SuspicionVandit and Mrs SuspicionVandit, make their way across the country, particularly with the ever-more-daring Suspicionvandit, who has shed his giggly, goofy personality for a determined, aggressive, hard-drinking one.
When a policeman stops us for speeding, I threaten the policeman with my gun, steal his gun, and lock him in the trunk of his cruiser. We encounter a truck driver who repeatedly makes obscene sexual gestures to us on the road. We pull over to demand an apology from him, but he refuses and we shoot his tanker truck, which explodes.
In the end, with the police on our tail, SuspicionVandit and his wife are cornered near the rim of the Grand Canyon. Detective Dick Tracy arrives on the scene, but is dissuaded from making one last attempt to bring us in without incident.
Rather than be captured and spend the rest of our lives in jail, we make a final choice. We decide to drive the car over the cliff into the canyon, an act which is guaranteed to result in both our deaths. Before the car drives over the edge of the canyon, the we firmly brace hands and grin. |
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| narcism |
| No doubt that a superbug will kill me. |
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| Lilith |
| The short list after the long list of things that should have killed me so far sort of narrows it down to something like a meteor or lightning. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
When Peru makes it to the World Cup, I will die from happiness.
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You'll be 347 by then though, not a bad innings :)
Mine is one of two things
I'll either die tryign something I want to and failing at it. I predict I'll kill myself kite-surfing since I can't fly a kite or surf probably
Or stabbed by some little gang of ****s because they're jealous that my bike is worth 8 of their 'shockwave' things from halfrauds. |
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| Slipmat |
| Lung cancer or poison. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
The short list after the long list of things that should have killed me so far sort of narrows it down to something like a meteor or lightning. |
Meteor, huh?
Yeah, you'd better stay down south. You're still prohibited from QLD, and don't you forget it! :p |
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| Demoted |
| Some harrowing mishap with a magician. |
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| echosystm |
I'm a pretty cautious kinda dude, so I think I will live so long that I can't die of anything other than cancer.
fate though. When I'm 80 I'm gonna start bangin mad whores, just to get teh aids and spite God. :) |
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| Trance Nutter |
I don't care, as long as there's a cool story attached. Something my mates can brag about in 10 years time.
Definitely don't want to die in a hospital of some disease with a tube up my nose. There's nothing interesting about that. |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by narcism
No doubt that a superbug will kill me. |
Spiderman? What kind of supervillian are you?! |
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| Zild |
| I've OD'd in the bathroom on a boat one time. I hope I don't end up going out like that. My wish would be to drown trying to pull someone from the ocean in a nasty storm. |
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