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FAO: Californians
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| Joss Weatherby |
Three guys are out camping, one from Kentucky, one from California, and one from Washington. They're sitting around the campfire shooting the breeze, when the guy from Kentucky pulls out a bottle of Bourbon, takes a gulp, puts the cap back on, tosses it into the air, pulls out a pistol, and shoots it before it hits the ground.
The guys from WA and CA look at him incredulously ... he just smiles and says "Hey -- where I'm from we got lots of good whiskey."
Hearing this, the guy from CA pulls out a bottle of wine, takes a big draught, corks it, tosses it into the air, pulls out a pistol, and shoots it before it hits the ground. He looks at the other two with a smile and says "Lot's of good wine in California you know."
The guy from Washington nods, pulls out a bottle of Red Hook, drinks it all, puts the cap back on the bottle and both back in his pack, pulls out a pistol, and shoots the Californian dead.
Looking at the shocked guy from Kentucky, he says "Don't worry man, where I'm from we've got lots of Californians but I really gotta recycle the bottle."
- Some guy on /.
Stay down there. That is all. :mad: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| All of you west-coasters are the same trash anyhow. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
All of you west-coasters are the same trash anyhow. |
Alright, say that when we are gone and you are starving and poor cause you have no access to the Pacific. ;) |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| There's nothing wrong with the actual coast, just its inhabitants. :p |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
There's nothing wrong with the actual coast, just its inhabitants. :p |
Washingtonians are the best folk you will ever meet. |
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| Rose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Washingtonians are the best folk you will ever meet. |
No. I don't even know why they have an ego to begin with. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Washingtonians are the best folk you will ever meet. |
Obviously, you've never met Queenslanders :o |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rose
No. I don't even know why they have an ego to begin with. |
Well thats easy Rose, its simply because we are superior in all forms of awesome. :) |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Obviously, you've never met Queenslanders :o |
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| SuspicionVandit |
Two Washington ******s are baking in an oven. One says to the other "damn its hot in here." The other responds "Jesus christ, just let me die in peace you ing Washington ******. Could you quit ing talking? Could you shut the up for 2 ing seconds and not report your latest insight into the world of pedo4chan. Jesus dickriding christ. Please. Just leave me the alone. ing hell."
not oregon |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
Jesus dickriding christ. |
:haha: |
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| stren |
| Nie masz cwaniaka nad Warszawiaka! |
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