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Usain Bolt breaks 100m record: 9.58 seconds (pg. 3)
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| echosystm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Palladium
like the lines of coke i did on you mom's ass? |
like the possibility of you achieving anything in life - negative gradient from birth ;) |
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| Aquadyne |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
once again he seemed to be slowing down too. If he goes full pelt, perhaps by london in 2012, I can see him breaking 9.2 and maybe even 9 seconds. He just seems to be forever improving |
I'm pretty sure that's humanly impossible. I'll wager that the records will even out somewhere at 9.4 |
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| Aquadyne |
P.S.
The most amazing thing is that he did it while carrying a TV |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by XoxidE
First thing i thought of... |
that was the best part of animatrix |
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| Dervish |
| Just makes you wonder what the drugs in another five years will be able to make you do. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I have no doubt that Bolt is using some performance enhancing substance. I think you would be hard pressed to find a 100 m runner from the 80s on that isn't using something. |
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| nefardec |
| quote: | Originally posted by ZeJayMan
i'd run like if a gay was chasing me |
there's got to be a broadcast out there somewhere with "gay is bringing up the rear" |
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| amp3 |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
there's got to be a broadcast out there somewhere with "gay is bringing up the rear" |
along those lines, this was from a christian news website last year, regarding their software that changes the word gay to homosexual
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Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.
His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.
"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."
Wearing a royal blue uniform with red and white diagonal stripes across the front, along with matching shoes, all in a tribute to 1936 Olympic star Jesse Owens, Homosexual dominated the competition. He started well and pulled out to a comfortable lead by the 40-meter mark. This time, he kept pumping those legs all the way through the finish line, extending his lead. In Saturday's opening heat, Homosexual pulled way up, way too soon, and nearly was caught by the field, before accelerating again and lunging in for fourth place. |
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleu..._on_g_word.html |
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| Lira |
| quote: | | "It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me." |
:stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| How do people even run against him? Lol must be so discouraging. |
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| Paradox Lost |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
How do people even run against him? Lol must be so discouraging. |
Ah, in races of all distances, matters of rank aren't nearly as important as achieving your personal best.
...yeah, right. |
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