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| kadomony |
My job is so ing creepy. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ing dog to work. Every ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ing day.
Anyway, I drive these tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and . |
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| Sushipunk |
| And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you damn kids! |
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| Lilith |
I am not an evil property developer.
Those orphans had it coming |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you damn kids! |
:stongue: nice follow up, Sushi
Kadonomy... where do you work? What kind of job is this?? |
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| Palladium |
i was believing all of it on Sam's but then when i read "we solve mysteries and " i finally got it
slow today :stongue: |
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| Palladium |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
Kadonomy... where do you work? What kind of job is this?? |
:wtf: |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
:stongue: nice follow up, Sushi
Kadonomy... where do you work? What kind of job is this?? |
I'm at a loss for words right now. |
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| The17sss |
| LOL! I seriously thought he was talking about his real job.... then added the Scooby Doo reference at the end as a comparison. me. :stongue: |
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| R.j. |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
:stongue: nice follow up, Sushi
Kadonomy... where do you work? What kind of job is this?? |
Seriously! :wtf: |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by Palladium
i was believing all of it on Sam's but then when i read "we solve mysteries and " i finally got it
slow today :stongue: |
Ruh roh. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| well you can have my job. |
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