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Stuck Up *******es (pg. 2)
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| lenazi |
ygrene wins.
shenanigans have been called. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
Oh man... this topic reminds me of some bitch in Orlando. It was early and there weren't many people in the bar yet... I was ordering a drink for my friend and I and she was sitting on a bar stool next to me. We made a little small talk while I was waiting for my drink, and she seemed nice. When the drinks came I accidently spilled a little on the bar that got about a millimeter from her arm. She was wearing a white sweater and promptly snapped at me, "Hey, be more careful! This is an $800 Prada sweater!" I tried to be polite anyway and was like, "Hey I'm sorry..." and she goes, "Whatever, get the away from me."
The switch inside me went off and I had to restrain myself, so I calmly walked away. I had seen her there a few times before, always on Fridays, always around the same time. Sure enough, 2 weeks later she was back and wearing the same white sweater. I went up to her and said, "Hey I'm Kevin... the guy that almost spilled something on your sweater a couple weeks ago... just wanted to apologize for that and let you know that you look awesome tonight, and I won't bother you again." She was stunned, but took the compliment- no doubt because bitches like that need their ego stroked at all times.
But it was all a planned distraction; the minute or so I was talking to her, I had a fat juicy black magic marker in my left hand behind her back bleeding all over her Prada sweater. I said goodbye, and promptly disappeared from the bar. |
dude, after this and the DMV story the other day i think i might love you. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
I was once waiting in line outside of this house seafood restaurant in Daytona with some others, and my friend started ing with me in line - picking at, pushing, etc. Well she ended up pushing me into some bitch practically breathing on the back of my neck and I stepped on her foot/shoe. I turned around and she gave me this horrible look, then I said to her "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know hooves had any feeling". The girl with her laughed, my friends laughed, even an old couple who saw what happened laughed to themselves - the girl with the big foot just kind of scoffed as though she wanted to say something, but she didn't.
What followed was an eternity of awkward silence as the line was still not moving and we were all stuck in a situation that nobody was willing to extricate themselves from. :stongue: |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
dude, after this and the DMV story the other day i think i might love you. |
:stongue: I forgot that I told that story. I almost went down there that one day to watch the entertainment but couldn't bring myself to do it. I wonder what happened in there....
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Seriously though, who takes a magic marker to a club? |
The kind of person who thinks a bitch needs to be taught a lesson! (I carried it with me 5 or 6 times before I saw her again). :p |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know hooves had any feeling".
What followed was an eternity of awkward silence as the line was still not moving and we were all stuck in a situation that nobody was willing to extricate themselves from. :stongue: |
LOL!!! that's fantastic man. hahaha love it. |
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| Spam |
Where can I find the DMV story? Sounds like some stupid bitch behind the counter got told, and I don't know many people who've let cashier-bitches have it like I do when they piss me off.
I'm a fan of the "accidental" spill. But I'm an even bigger fan of running my mouth til they're ready to cry.
A couple weekends ago me and my buddy were at West 50 in Mississauga with some friends. One of the girls brought some 6'2 bitch with her and at some point during the course of conversation she started ragging on my buddy for being short (ok, he IS short at 5'6, but I digress). Now, I have this thing where I don't let tall freaky bitches get away with that kinda , because , at 6'2, you're just a tall freaky bitch. So the first short-joke flies, and we all have a good chuckle. Then the second, and the third, and the fourth, and this dude is one of my best friends these days, so I jump in with a quick "Aight, friendly giant, that's enough, you're not being funny now." The in bitch lets me know that I'M short (I like to say I'm on the low-end of 'average' at 5'8, definitely have to put up with my share of short jokes over the years though). Well , now she's just being stupid. 15 minutes later, I've let her know what a giant freak of nature she is, how she has no right to make fun of guys she thinks are short because she's the tall gangly creature that belongs in a cage at the circus, a few more ripping one-liners, and she's calling a cab because her night, is, OVAR.
Are tall bitches bitches because they can't get laid? I can't imagine very many girls over 5'10 have much success without being complete hos. |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| Right on mate. I can't stand that elitist attitude some of these bitches have, especially the ugly ones :p |
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| lenazi |
why would a tall girl have trouble getting laid?
not every guy is pathetically short with a napoleon complex. More legs = win. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by lenazi
why would a tall girl have trouble getting laid?
not every guy is pathetically short with a napoleon complex. More legs = win. |
exactly this. |
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| lenazi |
| supermodels are all tall because if no one will them they can concentrate on work. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| Pretty sure supermodels are tall because it's easier to look thin if you're tall. :p |
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| lenazi |
| no it is because no one will have sex with them. |
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