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how would you tell a chic she has bad personal hygiene?? (pg. 7)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Was her dad abusive to her mom though? Every ed up girl I've known and been with has been an amalgam of different issues. :stongue: Was never just 'those damned men hurrr hurrr'. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by drivingforce
not necessarily true, my last ex was ed up from her dad and her mom. Mental trauma from both ends creating a cheating whore who sleeps with a friend of yours. I've seen some women who are even worse then men. Like that woman in florida or texas or wherever who drowned her kids. That was all her baby not some guy. So dont be putting the blame and what not solely on us haha. |
well the chick's mom has issues from a man in her life. could be her own dad or any guy really. and i guarantee you the woman who killed her own kids had a really ed up childhood with abuse from a man or a woman who was once abused by a man lol. |
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| Vivid Boy |
This is what you have to do.
You have to get her back to your place again. Turn off the lights romance her a bit. wear a jimmy hat because she most likely has a fungus infection. so with the lights off you break open the jimmy hat and put a thin coat of tiger balm on to it. but on the jimmy hat and start thrusting. Within one minute shes going to start yelling in pain...Okay this is where you go to man the up. "Hey listen to me... stop crying LISTEN TO ME! YOUR VAG IN STINKS!!! IT IN STINKKSSS! I CAN MAKE THE BURNING GO AWAY BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!!! ARE YOU LISTENING! CLEAN YOUR IN VAG!!! OKAY?!?!? CLEAN THAT IN YOU DUMB BITCH! WHAT YOU ARE FEELIN NOW IS WHAT MY NOSE FEELS LIKE EVERYTIME WE DO THESE IN ROMANTIC TIMES. Now repeat after me! I SAID REPEAT!!!! I.... WILL.... WASH... MY.....YOU"RE NOT LISTENING! REPEAT I SAID!!! THE PAIN GOD DOESN"T LOVE YOU! ILL MAKE THE PAIN STOP BUt you have to *whisper* trust me. I... WILL... WASH...MY... VAG!!! SAY IT AGAIN!!! SAY IT!!!!....Good. alright he pain will wear off in another 3 mins what you got in your fridge?".
now this isnt going to help you're cause but you're ed anyways. You're just helping the next dude get enjoy some fresh and get some anal on the first date. sorry bro, you got to be that guy this time. Man rule #49 thee who smells the stinky vag first must fix up problem.its right before rule #48 first who smelt it dealt it. |
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| lenazi |
| this is why you are on my christmas card list. |
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| Dj Skez |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
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For a Canadian white boy, u got some hood in you. |
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| lenazi |
| for an american white boy you got wiggeritis worse than usual:p |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Vivid Boy |
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| Dj Skez |
| quote: | Originally posted by lenazi
for an american white boy you got wiggeritis worse than usual:p |
I'll let that slide cracka. I'm really brown though like hindu brown plus aint nothin wigga about me i'd have to be some suburban white boy to fit into that . You couldn't walk a mile in my shoes. You couldn't survive in the part of the bronx ive lived in for 17 years. None of that ufc training could get you ready for that . :p |
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| lenazi |
| relax guy, i'm black too. I have new jersey drive and new jack city on blu ray. |
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| Dj Skez |
| Why didnt u say so nigga. U heard bout that new kool aid flava coming out? s called poppinberry |
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| owien |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
awesome, apart from eating a reasonable amount of onion that's a lot of my diet. Now to find a woman stupid enough to want me :toothless |
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