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my girlfriend is insane (pg. 7)
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
People always assume that violence = bad, but what about all of the good things violence has done for us?! |
Yeah, there would be no military. With no military, there would be no strategic defence planning. Without strategic defence planning, there would be no need for internet. Without internet, there would be no free porn sites available to kids worldwide!
It's just like Hitler! Why don't we focus on the good stuff Hitler did? He revitalised German economy, try doing that after a World War yourself!
Hail Brad! |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Not to mention it gets the ing dishes done. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| But seriously. Violence is a language. |
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| Zild |
| I for one don't have any qualms with violence. |
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| bas |
| When did we start caring about BTGs ty life? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
When did somebody indicate they cared? :wtf:
Besides, BTG's life is like a gag-reel of involuntary bodily functions. I stole that, but it completely ing applies. |
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| bas |
| I assumed people's solutions/explanations were signs of caring :p |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Well seeing as how the only logical options for him are to either apologize to her or to turn her inside out with a box cutter, and nobody has suggested these yet, I'm inclined to believe everyone is just ing with him. But you may just be right... |
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| we_R_DNA |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
We were downstairs watching tv.
She was drinking water and she spilled it on the carpet.
Jokingly, I put a tiny bit of water that she spilled on her head.
She erupts in a furious rage....and throws the glass against the wall. it shatters and she kicks me in the balls and tells me to pick it up.
She's upstairs now and I have just finished cleaning it up...i cut myself but i wont tell her cause she'll just call me a with weak skin.
I don't know what to do...i gotta go. she is coming. |
U Sir have just attacked the Wicked Witch of the West. |
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| Sandsider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
My girlfriend was once naked in bed, taking a drink from a cold bottle of water, when I reached over and squeezed it. She flicked me in the ear, vowed revenge, then sucked me off whilst soaking wet. You should probably get a new girlfriend. |
You too ? She's one helluva broad, ain't she ?! . No hard feelings mate. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| "She"? :conf: |
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| david.michael |
Luckily, I have the most sane and beautiful and wonderful girl on the planet. Sucks to be you. I don't think 1% of the population gets to be as lucky as I am at any time in their entire lives.
(Hi, honey!  ) |
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