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i just kicked a possum
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| jupiterone |
so i left my wallet in my car. i go out to get it, as i'm walking i'm hearing this crackling noise, like a cat scratching against wood. so, i keep walking, thinking you know, must be some nightcrawler lurking around. i turn the corner and this mother****** pops out from the corner and hisses, i freak the out, automatically my foot goes into punt mode like mike scrifes and i nail the thing right in the ing belly. the dude goes flying into the air and lands on it's feet and hisses at me AGAIN, stares at me for a good 10 seconds and runs off.
someone hold me :( |
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| Domesticated |
| What the is with Americans talking about past experiences in present tense? |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| We just aren't teached right I guess. |
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| Renzo |
| We aren't teached right anymore. |
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| Sunsnail |
| nothing wrong with that |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| What's with people fighting the hegemony of non-static communication anyways? The Queen is dead! |
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| yukii |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
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at least since you gave it a good kick in the belly it won't last longer than 4 hrs lol due to ruptured organs haha :happy2: you win. |
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| Renzo |
| Your avatar sucks, Hal. Surely that was intentional anymore. |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
so i left my wallet in my car. i go out to get it, as i'm walking i'm hearing this crackling noise, like a cat scratching against wood. so, i keep walking, thinking you know, must be some nightcrawler lurking around. i turn the corner and this mother****** pops out from the corner and hisses, i freak the out, automatically my foot goes into punt mode like mike scrifes and i nail the thing right in the ing belly. the dude goes flying into the air and lands on it's feet and hisses at me AGAIN, stares at me for a good 10 seconds and runs off.
someone hold me :( |
So I left my wallet in the car. I went out to get it and as I was walking I heard this crackling noise, like a cat scratching against wood. So I kept walking and thought: 'you know, must be some nightcrawler lurking around.' I turned the corner and this mother****** popped out from the corner and hissed, I freaked the out, automatically my foot went into punt mode like Mike Scrifes and I nailed the thing right in the ing belly. The dude went flying into the air and landed on its feet and hissed at me AGAIN, stared at me for a good 10 seconds and ran off. |
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| Renzo |
| I like to use the present perfect progressive tense. It gets me hot. |
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| jupiterone |
| this is srs bzns |
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| Brahman |
| I have sensed the anguish of this creature. |
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