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Jehovah's Witnesses (pg. 2)
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| vito |
| quote: | Originally posted by CortexBomb
LMAO on the battering comment :haha: :haha:
JWs are just one of the numerous silly pseudo-christian cults that roam around locally...I know my Mum got rid of them from our doorstep permanently by telling them to piss off because we're pagans :D :D :D
More entertainingly my friend Justin took serious advantage of them a couple of years ago...
So there he was, outside having to do yardwork for his Mum and the JWs approach in their nice little outfits and start telling him about their religion. That's all fine and good he replied, but I'm kind of busy with this yard work right now...if you help me out we can cool off with a glass of iced tea afterward and talk though... :D
So the JWs foolishly take the bait :tongue2
And Justin proceeds to have them do almost all of the work for the better part of an hour...when the work is done they look at him expectantly, naturally anticipating a nice icy beverage inside the house...instead Justin told them to bugger off and slammed the door on them :p |
lol :haha:
its kinda pathetic that those people go around peoples' homes trying to plug their religion, are they that desperate?
maybe they get into heaven on a points system: the more they recruit they more points they get |
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| jploveparade |
Man, I had a old guy with his daughter at my door once. He was so ugly and dumb, but his daughter standing behind him was Miss-Foot-Between-The-Door 1999!
What a beauty!
So I listened to him for an hour but in the mean while enjoying her lovely smile
My day was made!
Poor girl though... |
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| Biohazard |
| the sad part is that the chick is ALWAYs really hot, too bad :( I always feel sorry for her |
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| jploveparade |
| 1.80m long brunettes and dressed in (fake) Armani |
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| KilldaDJ |
if some jws did knock on my door, i will either ;
-egg em
-throw stones and stuff @ them
-light bulb them
-wet tissue them
-old milk them
-get my mum to tell them to piss off
-waste my breath and tell them to bugger off myself
-listen to speedcore music loud and sit there till they walk away
-go out the back and not come back for a long time
-go out the back and get a load of meh m8s and throw @ them
-shoot them with bb gun
-soak them with waterpistol filled with paint/piss/petrol/vinegar/or any dangerous-to-eyes liquid
-go outside and beat them to the ground with stick
-call the pigs and and nick em for dissin the peace |
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| fastmp3 |
never had to deal with them ... but i know how i'm gonna answer them : "sorry i already have my own religion and i'm convinced enough , have a good day" *closing the door*
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| TEN - JI |
I've had the "luck" of getting the male kind of JWs at my door and whenever they "are" right sex, their just these old nagging ladies.
I do buy their mags though. Always something interesting to read in... |
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| Palivar |
| By whatever truth and spirit is left in my being I will defend these ones because I once studied the Bible with them and I know that they are loving people who try to follow God's word and share with you the good news of Jesus' Kingdom spoken of in Matthew 24:14. Peace out |
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| pOkE sOmE sMoT |
| i use to study with them too... and it really pisses me off how all of you dont know anything of their religion yet are still being stupid pricks ... what the ever happened to the respect around here ???? all they do is study and explain everything directly from the bible... whats so damn wrong about being caring enough to try and influence others in positive ways ???? and by the way... its not a "cult" .. i studied with them for about a year... and got to know Mikes ( instructor ) family really well... he still writes me letters since they moved away.. their the most caring , warm hearted people i have ever met and have helped me in so many ways dealing wth life. .. but since they moved about 2 yrs ago i stopped studying.. and my words count because i speak from EXPERIENCE... something all of you obviously know nothing of. .. ignorant bastards :whip: heh and its really funny cos you say "oh when they come to my door im gonna do this this and this" but half you ball-less s wont have the guts to do . |
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| jploveparade |
| We dont know about the Taliban but I would shoot them right away |
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| ampburner |
| quote: | Originally posted by pOkE sOmE sMoT
i use to study with them too... and it really pisses me off how all of you dont know anything of their religion yet are still being stupid pricks ... what the ever happened to the respect around here ???? all they do is study and explain everything directly from the bible... whats so damn wrong about being caring enough to try and influence others in positive ways ???? and by the way... its not a "cult" .. i studied with them for about a year... and got to know Mikes ( instructor ) family really well... he still writes me letters since they moved away.. their the most caring , warm hearted people i have ever met and have helped me in so many ways dealing wth life. .. but since they moved about 2 yrs ago i stopped studying.. and my words count because i speak from EXPERIENCE... something all of you obviously know nothing of. .. ignorant bastards :whip: heh and its really funny cos you say "oh when they come to my door im gonna do this this and this" but half you ball-less s wont have the guts to do . |
We (well I think I speak for most ppl here) just don't like them pushing their religion on us. When I'm chillin' at my house, leave me the $$#%# alone! If I were interested in their way of life, I would pay them a visit and talk to THEM. not the other way around. You don't see me going to their homes convincing them to become atheists do you? |
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| lMIlk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pOkE sOmE sMoT
i use to study with them too... and it really pisses me off how all of you dont know anything of their religion yet are still being stupid pricks ... what the ever happened to the respect around here ???? all they do is study and explain everything directly from the bible... whats so damn wrong about being caring enough to try and influence others in positive ways ???? and by the way... its not a "cult" .. i studied with them for about a year... and got to know Mikes ( instructor ) family really well... he still writes me letters since they moved away.. their the most caring , warm hearted people i have ever met and have helped me in so many ways dealing wth life. .. but since they moved about 2 yrs ago i stopped studying.. and my words count because i speak from EXPERIENCE... something all of you obviously know nothing of. .. ignorant bastards :whip: heh and its really funny cos you say "oh when they come to my door im gonna do this this and this" but half you ball-less s wont have the guts to do . |
you are so full of my man. These people are not nice, they are viscious! one time i said "sorry sir i am jewish" and he yelled at me, handcuffed me, had his way with me while reading the bible. I still have nightmares |
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