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| Linx_da_cat |
| ehehehe. yep! i'm a nut. see my signature? :) |
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| Henkie_henk |
Hobbes & Calvin
Calvin & Hobbes
Hobbes & Calvin
Calvin & Hobbes
Hobbes & Calvin
Calvin & Hobbes
Why am i posting here?? |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| rename this thread to the pointless thread now. :D where allll TAs can just blab. |
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| [A|ienFactory] |
| Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so they decided that they would break one of the horses' legs. One of the blondes said, "Which of the horses should we break the leg off of, the brown one or the white one?" |
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| [A|ienFactory] |
| There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..." until a blonde came up to her and said, "that looks like fun, can I try?" The brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88.." "Well," said the brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of the street" So the blonde said "OK" and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88, 88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened. Along the side of the road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89... |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| ahaha...i like the second joke. =) hehe..me thinks this thread will get moved to humour eventually.....lol. |
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| [A|ienFactory] |
A woman gets on a bus holding a baby.
The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.
The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers."
"You're right" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea" the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey." |
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| [A|ienFactory] |
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to an antique store and saw a beautiful old mirror. The lady working at the store said, "This is a magic mirror. You must say something true. And if it's true, your wish will come true. If it's not true, you will disappear."
The blonde, red head, and brunette decided to buy the mirror, and brought it home with them. First the red head walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world." Poof, she vanished. Then the brunette walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world." Poof, she disappeared. Then the blonde walked up to the mirror and said, "I think ... " Then Poof, she disappeared. |
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| [A|ienFactory] |
A mommy polar bear and a baby polar bear are sitting on an iceberg.
Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Koala bear?"
Mommy bear: "No, son. You're a Polar bear."
A few minutes pass.
Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Panda bear?"
Mommy bear: "No, son. You're a Polar bear!"
A few minutes pass.
Baby bear: "Mum, am I a Grizzly bear?"
Mommy bear: "Look! You are a Polar bear! Why do you keep asking?"
Baby bear: "I'm bloody freezing!!" |
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| [A|ienFactory] |
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter.
By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Geronimo Kowalski, nice to meet you." |
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| Linx_da_cat |
| quote: | Originally posted by [A|ienFactory]
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all went to an antique store and saw a beautiful old mirror. The lady working at the store said, "This is a magic mirror. You must say something true. And if it's true, your wish will come true. If it's not true, you will disappear."
The blonde, red head, and brunette decided to buy the mirror, and brought it home with them. First the red head walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world." Poof, she vanished. Then the brunette walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest girl in the world." Poof, she disappeared. Then the blonde walked up to the mirror and said, "I think ... " Then Poof, she disappeared. |
rofl. hehehe. this one is great! lol. okay okay...tu_face close this thread before this gets outta hand...hahah. |
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