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| Dj O'Callaghan |
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!
I told you lot we'd be back time to teach you ing twats a lesson once and for all your like that won't flush!
**Me bottles taha**
**boots taha across the ground**
**Sets taha on fire**
**cuts off all electricity and communications**
**shoots and bombs all police and army**
**burns the canadian flag**
**plants the flag of the UKTA there**
'We're back mother******s we're ing back!' |
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| DJRavemonkey |
HAHA u little canadian jips, this is a proper invasion!!!!!
/me drives through the gates in Kit while Calla is singin the Nightrider theme tune
/me runs over taha then reverses back over just make sure he's in down
/me gives a Shoein to all the other schmucks in ere
/me sets a fire in the middle of the room b4 running out and kickin taha again on the way
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
*charges in on random running dog*
ATAAACK!!!
*launches a BIG EGG at taha and blows up montreals banks with lettuce shells,* RAAAR!!!!
*plants a big sloppy e on the pillow of the mum of every montreal TA*
*laminates the rest of them before beating them to death with breezeblocks* |
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| Project T |
*INSTALLS A CLEVER BOUY SYSTEM AROUND CANADA IN THE SEA AND FILLS IT UP WITH OIL TO 5 MILES OUT*
*SETS OIL ON FIRE SO THEY CANT ESCAPE BY SEA*
*BORROWS SUPER-DOOPER INDESTRUCTIBLE UFO TO SHOOT THEM DOWN FROM THE SKY*
*WANDERS ROUND CANADA FARTING FROM HIS CURRIES THEN BLOWING UP THE SCENES*
*GETS THE FARMING CASTRATING KNIFE AND STABS A FEW PEOPLE*
*CHOPS TAHA'S SMALL GENITALS OFF*
*HANDS OUT TEA TO THE UKTA TROOPS AFTER GENERAL DESTRUCTION OF MONTREAL* |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
*sits down and drinks loads of tea while he waits for the montrealians to make a response attack*
la de da! |
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| Project T |
| *JOINS STE WITH THE TEA AND OFFERS CRUMPETS AROUND, OCCASIONALLY PAUSING TO POINT, LAUGH, AND SHOOT A MONTREAL PERSON* |
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| Dj O'Callaghan |
**checks the pot its safe no one's poisioned it**
**drinks the lovely cup of tea**
**gets out his M16 assualt rifle with grenade launcher attachment**
**lobs grenades through every Montreal TA's home**
**boots down the door of the house afterwoods and sprays the survivors full of bullets**
**go's back to taha**
**buts his remains in a mincemeat machine**
MMWHAUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
'Come on then who's next!' |
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| Project T |
| *TWATS A FEW PEOPLE WITH POTATO CHIMNEYS AND FISH EYES* |
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| DJRavemonkey |
hehehe
/me sits wiv ste and admires the destruction and rubble lying around him
Oh look there's Taha's motionless body over there
/me lobs an egg at his 'ead :disbelief |
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| ferrycorstenfan |
| /me decides to join in the fun and just plays escape to victory while the professionals do their bit |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| *goes for a bath* |
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| Project T |
| *TAKES A JUNGLER IN THE REMAINS OF TAHA'S HOUSE, THEN WIPES HIS ARSE ON TAHA'S CORPSE* |
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