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What's your secret dorky fantasy? (pg. 7)
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| Ania_xox |
this is really embarassing to admit: to be a stand-up comedian
I absolutely love making people laugh.
I've always known how to work a crowd and whenever I'm at work get-togethers or extended-family parties and stuff, I always want to set a fun mood.
Just telling hilarious exaggerated over-the-top stories and making fun of everything in a good-humoured kind of way
I've been told by a LOT of people that I should pursue it (never would though because if I ever had to get up on a stage with the sole purpose of making people laugh, I might possibly my pants)
Something just turns on and I start up
I have actually made people pee their pants and my girlfriends are always harping on me that I ruined their eye-makeup
I'm not so good at it on the internets though |
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| Cloudburst |
I often had this dorky fantasy as a kid (I still do) that I somehow was given or found an "alien" suit and space craft. The space craft would be slightly bigger than a motorbike, and it would be super duper advanced, indestructible and have instant teleportation and all that .
I would then proceed to explore the deepest depths of the ocean, the core of Jupiter, the surface of the sun and the rest of the universe. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
if I ever had to get up on a stage with the sole purpose of making people laugh, I might possibly my pants
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I would laugh at you in that case. Mission accomplished! |
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| Slylee |
:stongue:
these are great |
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| enydo |
| To be Ender from Ender's Game. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
To be Ender from Ender's Game. |
Hehe.
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by enydo
To be Ender from Ender's Game. |
Read the book a few months ago. It was so good I think I'm gonna read it again soon. |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Hehe.
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lol
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| djhaziel |
I fantasize about being a hobbit, and smoking some weed on a hill in Hobitton after i'm done with a hard day of work :o
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
I've always known how to work a stripper pole |
fixed? :p |
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| colonelcrisp |
To have sex with a dwarf in a wizards costume (think mickey mouse from fantasia) while jennypie and sly watch naked in the corner while making ham and cheese sandwiches on light rye bread.
at which point wayne gretzky comes in wearing a oilers 99 jersey, grabs a sandwich from jenny and proceeds to eat the sandwich in teh opposing corner while mumbling something about marty mcsorely being a douche.
sly becomes enraged and green with envy that the great one chose to eat jenny's sandwich instead of hers which results in the two of them having a naked lezzy mustard covered wrestling match.
after i finish with teh wizard midget, leaving her satisfied, i high five the great one and head to the living room to watch a habs game and eat raman noodles.
yeah that would totally kick ass |
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| floyd741 |
| quote: | Originally posted by djhaziel
I fantasize about being a hobbit, and smoking some weed on a hill in Hobitton after i'm done with a hard day of work :o
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lol me too
except I'd want to go on an adventure at some point in my life, unlike most hobbits. |
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