Oh, washing machine,
We were so happy together
I didn't want to be mean,
I just wanted you to be better.
You didn't dry the clothes,
Though you washed them.
I thought your heart was closed,
I wanted someone to open it then.
"Need to replace a couple of pieces",
the guy at the store said.
So I left you, with my heart in pieces,
and dirty laundry in my head.
One month later you came,
I had stinky piles waiting for you.
In less than a couple of days, you broke down again.
Now that you're gone, what am I to do?
This is a thread about a broken home... appliance :(
ziptnf
Sonic_c
Oh washing machine that cleans my ills
Now your gone I will have to resort to pills
I cant face having pitstains
Or no jumper when it rains
Oh washing machine why did you break now
Just before janine gets here silly cow!
We were so good together me and you
How do you expect me to clean the poo;
From my knickers of course as I have anal leakage
not disimilar you see to your fluid seapage
at least you dont have to go outside
When my freinds saw my clothes i cried
Im sorry but this is the end
no longer will the bank, money to me lend
To get you working like a dream again
in the dump you shall remain
Lira
Sexy cat says yes!
Sexy woman in high heels says ye-ye-yes!
dj_alfi
Meat187
Haiku time:
My washing machine
spins like a hypnotic wheel
with a cat inside.
:crazy:
SuspicionVandit
Things come and things go
say yes and say no
astroboy
This is by a local poet (not me):
quote:
Thank-You for Choosing this Product a (mostly) found poem
Your lover has been made in Sri Lanka
and conforms to British Quality Standard BS1970.
Features include superior one-piece moulded construction
and a ribbed surface to control heat release.
Your lover is a safe and natural way to keep warm
or may be used for therapeutic purposes.
Instructions: Do not use boiling water.
Recommended temperature should not exceed 42 degrees.
Hold your lover by the neck in an upright position.
Do not fill using the domestic hot water system -
this can considerably shorten the life of your lover.
Do not place anything on top of your lover
including sharp or heavy objects.
Prevent contact with hot surfaces and naked flames.
Do not use in microwave ovens.
Prevent contact with oil and grease.
Drain your lover completely.
Prevent exposure to sunlight.
Check for wear and damage at regular intervals.
Warning: Your lover can cause burns.
Avoid direct, prolonged contact with the skin.
Sonic_c
quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
cant believe no one gave you a nod for this. funny song
boris_the_bear
I wrote this poem about my toaster. It took me 4 full years to finish this one. Check it out!
Toaster, oh toaster!
Please toast my bread.
Cause I'm a lame poster!
