About scoring chicks. (pg. 2)
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lenazi |
man i can't wait to use these pro tips in real laife so i don't have to eat hungry man tv dinners alone in my boxers anymore. |
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we_R_DNA |
The notions of being like a cookie cutter house that looks and acts the same as the rest makes for nothing more than someone who lost their abilities to take the lead.
Do what ever you want; Don't follow some Top 10 ways to score. That is rubbish. Think of following guidelines as an anthropological infection for a societal lacking of experience.
Just take the more natural approach to our current place and time on earth and ask her, "Hey care go mate behind those bushes."
It will either happen or it won't.
P.S.
Don't expect to succeed with out failing first.
Physics is like sex; some people get it some people don't
Physicist do it with superposition. |
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boris_the_bear |
quote: | Originally posted by lenazi
man i can't wait to use these pro tips in real laife so i don't have to eat hungry man tv dinners alone in my boxers anymore. |
get a rubb-uh-duck! *kwa-kwa*

THERE IS A REASON WHY BRAD PITT HAS ONE! |
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lenazi |
quote: | Originally posted by we_R_DNA
be weird and give them a fortune cookie, hoping that they will realize that destiny and the hair doll i made will carry us forever |
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Vivid Boy |
you want to score chicks buy nhl 2010 for xbox, don't trust me, trust crosby
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jupiterone |
quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
Negative.
Yes everyone acts a certain way at some point to convey whatever it is they think will make them more attractive.
Guys who think they are God's gift to women are just as annoying as glammed up chicks with smokin bods who go out to be looked at and deny any man that approaches them (I have several friends like this)
You think you're playing the game and that you're slowly going to suck her in, but what you're really doing is trying to decide whether or not she is worthy of your sacred penis.
This means you are full of yourself and probably a douchebag who kisses his biceps every morning in front of the mirror.
(just joking man :p )
No seriously though, wait til you're head over heels for an average-looking chick because you fell for something other than her ass/legs/ because they weren't out on display. See how far out the window you will throw your " role" |
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Ridexer |
quote: | Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
lol, exactly.
Bro, u should always jerk off if you're really horny before u are meeting up with a chick u like. If your not horny, then no need, but chicks are used to loads of douche bags constantly hitting on them (as long as they are actually attractive). When u play the "I don't give a " mentality but are very nice to said female, it will drive her crazy and make her want u. That is if she actually is attracted to u. Basically play the role and act like u don't want to knock the bottom out of that ass and u will be knocking the bottom out of that ass. This works EVERY time for me. Take it or leave it mate ;)
P.S. if that is your pic...cut that ing Eddy Veder hair for fuks sake and clean yourself up. |
Somehow I get this feeling that somebody has read The Game. :haha:
But seriously, at any given forum when thread like this pops up, there is some "expert" telling that you should just act as selfish douchebag... |
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jupiterone |
quote: | Originally posted by Ridexer
Somehow I get this feeling that somebody has read The Game. :haha:
But seriously, at any given forum when thread like this pops up, there is some "expert" telling that you should just act as selfish douchebag... |
truth be told, some girls like that, most don't. i love hearing friends talk about how they're sick of d-bag boyfriends, yet they always seem to find the same type of dude as the previous.
men also like the treat women like they're some piece of meat they can just throw around, like they're the most dangerous game. most of my pals call dedicated guys pussies, no idea why. it's always the same "you gotta tell a bitch what to do, you gotta set the grounds and make her see who's boss." treat a girl with respect, if she doesn't deserve it, you're an idiot for wasting your time with a girl like that |
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kadomony |
quote: | Another thing too many men do is watch porn instead of having sex. Porn conditions you to live with sex as a fantasy instead of sex as a reality. It also conditions you to view women as sexual objects and to view sex as a "big bang" act. Sex is the by-product of connecting with a woman, and it is a mind-body-soul experience in which you can experience full-body orgasms that sometimes last more than thirty seconds. The sex shown in porn movies is nothing compared to what sex can be. Watching porn also conditions you to the wrong types of women and the wrong kind of so-called physical "intimacy" instead of valuing their authentic feminine nature. When you are not having sex, you are much better keeping your sexual energy and using it to move you forward in other areas of your life. The best thing you can do to bring sex closer to your reality is to stop watching porn. |
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Ygrene |
quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i'm laughing harder at the OP's sig |
I had to scroll back up and check it and didn't think I would lol but then I lol'd. |
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jupiterone |
quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I had to scroll back up and check it and didn't think I would lol but then I lol'd. |
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Ygrene |
quote: | Originally posted by jupiterone
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Ohhhhhhhh! Look at this one!
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