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| treeboo |
Anybody who's been on tour
(I like the way you sing too)
Sharing a van with a bunch of fools...you know?
There's always one important question...
Who Farted?
Was it Captain Kirk?
Did it smell even worse than his acting work?
Who farted?
Was it Gabby Konan?
Is he always unhappy cause of his crappy colon?
Who farted?
Was it Will Smith?
Did you check his underwear, did he leave fresh prints?
Who farted?
Was it Alyssa Milano?
She said to think outside the box so I pissed in her taco.
Who farted?
Was it Jar-Jar Binks?
Is he the reason why the new Star Wars stinks?
Who farted?
Was it Selma Hayek?
Did it smell just like ? Well, I like it.
One night to be confused.
One night to speak truth.
We had a promise made.
Four hands and then away.
Both under influence
we had divine sex.
To know what to say
mind is a razorblade.
Who farted?
Was it Barack Obama?
Is Volcano Joe the Plumber drowning in chocolate lava?
Who farted?
Was it McGruff the Crime Dog?
Did he warn the kids about his big puffy slime log?
Who farted?
Johnny Cash, is that who farted?
When his ass passed gas, was it dearly departed?
Who farted?
Was it Natalie Portman?
If I made whoppie to a cushion, we'd have flatulent offspring.
OH!
To try for hands of above to lean on
wouldn't be good enough for me yeah! (Who farted?!)
To try for hands of above to lean on
wouldn't be good enough for me.
Who farted?
Was it David Blaine?
Did the camera angle obscure a brazen stain?
Who farted?
Was it Bob Dylan?
The answer, my friend, is Blowin' in the Wind
Who farted?
Was it Mos Def on Bill Maher?
Stick it where the sun don't shine, you know, the Black Star?
Who farted?
Was it Asher Roth
Smellin' like a ty version of Eminem
Well then?
Laugh it off.
Sage Francis - Who Farted? Pt.1 |
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| woscar |
| I think it was your brain |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
it was jenny. |
I concur with this statement. |
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| tubularbills |
it was some douche named buddy:rolleyes:
:p |
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| Moongoose |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I concur with this statement. |
Dont be silly, that would be way to obvious. I think someone wants us to think that it was jenny to mask the fact that he/she actually did it. Its a god damn conspiracy!
Quick, whos are the CORs most prominent conspiracy theorists, lets get them working on this enigma. There's bound to be some youtube videos floating around that can explain this situation. |
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| owien |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
it was jenny. |
yup yup i wonder how long it will take before she steps into this thread and states her case?:stongue: |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moongoose
Dont be silly, that would be way to obvious. I think someone wants us to think that it was jenny to mask the fact that he/she actually did it. Its a god damn conspiracy!
Quick, whos are the CORs most prominent conspiracy theorists, lets get them working on this enigma. There's bound to be some youtube videos floating around that can explain this situation. |
you're reading too much into it. it's always jenny. |
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