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we need a new joke thread. (pg. 2)
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| Domesticated |
A vampire went into a bar and ordered a glass of water.
The bartender was perplexed and said:
"I thought you vampires only drank blood?"
With this, the vampire pulled a tampon out of his coat and said:
"I'm making tea." |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by rT19
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either. |
only lol in the thread so far. :stongue: |
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| SYSTEM-J |
Q:What pleases 9/10 people?
A: Gang rape.
(Stolen from the last one of these threads) |
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| daydreamer |
| quote: | Originally posted by rT19
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either. |
best one so far.
by far!!! |
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| Cloudburst |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
A vampire went into a bar and ordered a glass of water.
The bartender was perplexed and said:
"I thought you vampires only drank blood?"
With this, the vampire pulled a tampon out of his coat and said:
"I'm making tea." |
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
-See you next month. |
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| Omega_Blue |
why do black people only have nightmares?
because the last one who had a dream got shot |
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| SteelWolf |
An elderly couple was playing shuffleboard together at the retiremement home.
The man says to the woman, "If we win the shuffleboard competition tomorrow I will marry you!" The woman agrees.
The next day, they won the competition, and got married.
The two retired to their bedroom, and the man went into the restroom.
The woman say's to him, "please be gentle with me, I have a heart condition!"
The man, hard of hearing, comes out of the bathroom, seeing her lying there in the nude, and says, "WHAT!!!??"
She replies, "Please be gentle with me, I have acute angina."
The man replies, "I sure hope so, because you got some ugly ass titties!!!!"
LOL love this one. |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet. |
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| WittyHandle |
Inspired by all the off color humor...
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| Dj Nacht |
I'm really fun once you get to know me.
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| Dj Nacht |
Pedo bear has some competition.
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. |
only joke in this thread that actually made me LOL. :stongue: |
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