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how professional are you? (pg. 2)
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| TranceMasterUk |
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thats not as easy as it looks
i failed :( |
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| DJ TranceFormer |
| Joke is old, i got 3/4:) |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
but why should you take the giraff out of the fridge when it can already fit the giraff in and if it has cacity for an elephant also the fridge must be large enough to occupy 2, not only that is there is no defined fridge size, thus any answer is feasable for 2 :) also for question one if the fridge is not big enough for the giraff then the answer is incorect. this thingy is based around estimation and not actual logic, which means it sucks :p ;)
edit: the other questions r bogus too! |
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| randummboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
but why should you take the giraff out of the fridge when it can already fit the giraff in and if it has cacity for an elephant also the fridge must be large enough to occupy 2, not only that is there is no defined fridge size, thus any answer is feasable for 2 :) also for question one if the fridge is not big enough for the giraff then the answer is incorect. this thingy is based around estimation and not actual logic, which means it sucks :p ;)
edit: the other questions r bogus too! |
the fun's over.. |
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| DuMonde TrAnCeR |
| quote: | Originally posted by randummboy
the fun's over.. |
hehehe :D
sit down in class! |
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| RenderedDream |
.. 0/0 ..answer number 2 killed me =PPP
I got another one:
You're driving your 2 seats car in a stormy night, waiting for the bus in the middle of nowhere,are 3 persons:
1.Your best friend that you never saw him since 10 years and you had a favor to return him
2.Your woman's dream. The perfect girl that you ever dreamed.
3.A old lady injured needing to go to the hospital immediatly
The car has 2 seats. What will you do ? |
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| discitelli |
| quote: | | but why should you take the giraff out of the fridge when it can already fit the giraff in and if it has cacity for an elephant also the fridge must be large enough to occupy 2, not only that is there is no defined fridge size, thus any answer is feasable for 2 also for question one if the fridge is not big enough for the giraff then the answer is incorect. this thingy is based around estimation and not actual logic, which means it sucks |
You failed it, didn't you? ;) |
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| discitelli |
| quote: | | The car has 2 seats. What will you do ? |
well if your waiting for the bus then i guess everyone will fit....wont they? The two seater car is irrelevant. am i right? |
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| RenderedDream |
hmm i guess i didn't write it understandable..
YOU are in a car with 2 seats.
The other 3 are waiting for the bus.
What will you do ? |
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| brunette |
| quote: | Originally posted by RenderedDream
.. 0/0 ..answer number 2 killed me =PPP
I got another one:
You're driving your 2 seats car in a stormy night, waiting for the bus in the middle of nowhere,are 3 persons:
1.Your best friend that you never saw him since 10 years and you had a favor to return him
2.Your woman's dream. The perfect girl that you ever dreamed.
3.A old lady injured needing to go to the hospital immediatly
The car has 2 seats. What will you do ? |
This is what you do, assuming your friend appreciates a favour of being a hero for saving the old lady instead of hanging out with that dream girl: give the car keys to your friend and let him drive the old lady to the hospital; meanwhile, you get to meet the dream woman while soaking wet (which in turn may not be so bad).
:D
I got one too..
You have a wolf, a rabbit and carrots on one side of the river.. and one row-boat. You have to transfer all of them to the other side, but can take only one at a time. However, you can not leave a wolf & a rabbit or a rabbit with carrots at any given time cause they will eat the other. How do you move it all to the opposite side? |
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| discitelli |
| quote: | | You have a wolf, a rabbit and carrots on one side of the river.. and one row-boat. You have to transfer all of them to the other side, but can take only one at a time. However, you can not leave a wolf & a rabbit or a rabbit with carrots at any given time cause they will eat the other. How do you move it all to the opposite side? |
Ok i usually dont give up this easily but i really can't figure out the answer.... i know its gonna be such a simple answer and that im gonna hit myself when you tell me, but anyway im stumped.....so end my misery and tell me the answer:conf: :( |
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| Stanza |
| quote: | Originally posted by discitelli
*I failed miserably*
This quiz consists of four questions that tells you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it?
Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!
That completes the test!
This question tests your reasoning ability. So...
If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, law or medicine. |
This is the biggest load of nonsense I've ever been asked. I would hate to be asked these kind of stupid ass questions at an interview. |
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