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while getting head (pg. 4)
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| jupiterone |
| posted on ta to make it seem like i have a thriving and adventurous sex life |
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| Rose |
| text messaged my cousin. |
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| Abercrombie |
| answered the phone and talked to my mom |
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| Rose |
| talked on the phone with my ex's grandparents. |
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| Slylee |
i kneed my ex in the head REALLY hard when attempting to sit on his face for some 69 one time.
but to be fair, he lifted his head for whatever reason so it was mostly his fault:o |
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| jupiterone |
| studied a blueprint for my next bank robbery while sauteing garlic and mushrooms for my chicken fajitas |
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| coolestrl |
| smoked weed, drove MT, saw pvd spin scheezy , be on a plane from nyc to london. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by kadomony
you might wanna rethink that hyphen |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
answered the phone and talked to my mom |
This is a classic.
"Hi Mu-uUUUUUMMM!!!"
"Is everything all right, son?"
"Yeah, I just stubbed my toe" |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
This is a classic.
"Hi Mu-uUUUUUMMM!!!"
"Is everything all right, son?"
"Yeah, I just stubbed my toe" |
It DEFINITELY wasn't easy |
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| ChemEnhanced |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
I drove a vehicle with manual transmission. Booyaka! |
After handling an insurance injury claim for a guy who got into an accident while getting head I have never wanted head while driving again. Poor guy will never have a hard on again....and his GF will never look at the same way again. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
After handling an insurance injury claim for a guy who got into an accident while getting head I have never wanted head while driving again. Poor guy will never have a hard on again....and his GF will never look at the same way again. |
How fast was he going, and where was he driving?
I was doing about 40km/h on campus late at night, so there were no other cars around. |
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